For "noobs", remember that the boobscruz is a "shared" x-perience and that for some it is "show-n-tell" for others it is "show-n-touch" and for...
Better hope that check bounces 'cuz yer definitely gonna' need sumthin' "rubber" as a means of protection from that Fluffer ! ! !
Now GoGo, U'd probably give a guy a hard-time for tryin to get FREE drinks @ TTR, C'mon.....
Exactly what the club owners were thinking, I'm sure. C'mon... they obviously know that their Canadian Marketshare LOVES TTR/Temptation so much...
Wow... you guys must have powerful connections, magic powers or a little of both cuz we thought the place was all booked up. Glad to see you'll be...
...people only fear what they don't understand - so, enlighten us when we're all @ TTR...LOL
...more like "Birthday-suit" cruise !
Guarantee that, unless the resort becomes overrun with Kilt-invading cockroaches (excuse the pun) you will NOT be flyin solo in your kilted-ness....
Well, yeah... U have to drink more 'cuz your drinks get watered down out in the rain... hello !?! Anyone concerned bout rain, remember it's warm...
Every woman and every man has "sexy" inside them & generally, it's our real world lives that keep it locked inside. Temptation exists to let us...
Don't "knock" a good "knob" joke... ...better "knob" jokes than "knock, Knock" jokes... OK, Knock, Knock... Who's there? Monkey... Monkey who?...
...once again, always thinking of ourselves! Has anyone asked the "monkey" how he/she feels about this whole thing? Hey, anyone on this website...
"Change Sex." ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Did U mean "gender" or "position"? 'Cuz I could see where the combination of frequently & drastically increased...
... perfct sailing reference - Dead Men Tell No Tales... and, I'd bet, Dead men Cruise no Boobies, neither!
Worth the "wait" in gold, I'm sure... 29 more days, but whose counting?!? I 'effin am, that's who's counting...
OK, that comment HAD to come from Blanco?!?
... even if not in attendance ON the BoobsCruz, perhaps U could be sure to be accordingly represented there by sending your Orange Bikini-top...
...well, I think most of your family here on CCC would agree that a"sexy number" cancels out the negativity of the exchange rate comment, BUT... a...
...damn yer sneaky with that one, hidden, undercover humor... no wonder Y'all gave the world James Bond & Monty Python... nevermind Benny Hill!
...or 3 weeks to warm sex & the sunny pool... (For us more like 4.5 weeks...LOL)
