Take every review, good or bad, with a grain of salt; they are opinions, and you will have your own when you get back. I will say that if you...
Sunday afternoon (Mar 30), there was a lady doing body-paint tattoos on a bunch of ladies on the deck of the infinity pool. Most got some...
Very informative report. I though it was spot-on.
The first day we were there (a Thursday), there were not any cameras visible at all around the main pool, which made it pretty comfortable to be...
Wait, are you saying that the guy he's talking about is you?? Why would you think that? Oh, I see: You are the only asshat that posts BS like...
I think the theme nights are posted somewhere around here (I'm too lazy to search). If your wife wears a see-through-top dress, I don't think the...
Ok. Here's some more info that I think needs to be included in my TR. I will continue with the FAQ theme. Q: Were there any Russians? A:...
Can't wait for your TR. But be warned: there is a TTR guru who basically trolls the GOV forums and will tell you that you couldn't possibly have...
Thanks for your understanding!! It's good to know that we're not the only ones who want to party and spend some 'quality time' with our...
There are so many things I didn't cover in my first TR. I forgot to mention about the Moroccan restaurant. It was great! I forgot to mention...
We didn't have an upgrade. When we booked, there was an upgrade to a Spice Room, but we just chose the Standard room. Even when we got there, we...
Thanks for the report. It seems like some of us had a blast, and some of us had a miserable time. We had a blast!
I don't understand it either. It has to be the luck of the draw. Our room was fine - no Motel 6 decor - the air worked and didn't leak, the...
Beer was Dos XX, which is fine with lots of limes. ASK for specific rum (Bacardi, etc.) or they will use 'well' rum from the dispenser. ASK for...
You're going to see this as a common theme, I'm sure, in the upcoming Trip Reports. I always try to put a positive spin on things, but the...
You guys rock! If anyone questions if a sexy time can be had at GOV, they should read your Trip Report!
Steve, thanks for providing us the service that is CCC. Without it, We may not have had the chance to, well, find out how hot it is to be topless...
This is going to be a long one, so grab a beer and settle in. A little background info: We are 33 and 40, Married 14 years with 3 kids. This...
One thing I will mention in my TR will be that, in seemingly all of the key service-related positions like bartenders, front desk and Pool/Beach...
We have a TR coming - started writing it a few days ago - but have been swamped at home and work. We were at GOV from Mar 27-31st. We can...
