This is what I get for being empathetic.
You're just lucky we cropped the photo!
Poor rich. From what I'm reading here he can't hold his liquor.
Learned last year straight bourbon seems to do well by me. No bloating or hangovers.
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I'm good with it, just don't call me late for the room crawl.
Deeply profound. Also reminds me I need to put toilet paper on the grocery list.
Crazy darts back in the day. When you lost you had to put on a thong, get covered in powdered sugar and run around the pool with a sign that said...
Sorry, I was distracted. What was the question?
I've had my bracelet on for six years. Feel naked without it and on the plus side people think I believe in causes instead of debauchory.
Too late. Costumes are already bought. It's like that painting of Jesus. It just follows you whenever you look.
Just remember you said that.
Reverse catfish?
We have an understanding at this point. They've pulled out a giant three foot dong thing, my thongs, beer pong table. Think I've freaked them out...
Might need duct tape to keep them on and wd-40 to get them off!
Got on the nakify one. Never got a response on the thunder.
Job ended a little early in the oilfields so i just got in for of couple of days home and some of my packages came in. Those size charts are...
Damn. Should have thought of that. May explain why I lost the last three jobs.
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Mazel Tov!
