Here's one I've heard a few times at TTR... "Hey, my wife wants to do your wife. What do you think?" Which sort of leaves me... non-plussed, I guess I'd say.
Not sure if it was a pickup line but in April a cute French Canadian gal says to the Mrs " I love your boobies and my husband has a big cock"! Maybe they raise roosters?
I believe the translating would read "You have a sexy ass body and my hubby and I want to get to the center of your Tootsie pop!"... I have the distinct feeling they were not referring to any barn yard fowl... Just an innocent bystander's opinion....
These are cracking me up! I especially like the pinkie toe one...lol The Mrs. -- Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk