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ATM Trip Report 2/15-2/23, 2014

Discussion in 'Temptation Resort Reviews' started by CaptMorgan, Feb 25, 2014.

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He was sooooo drunk and really thought you were his bro, that y'all had some sort of weird joke thing going. You came by & I high-5'd you & he ass-lapped, I asked him WTH was up with it, he said it was like a dare or something, you came boogying back past us a few minutes later & he got you again, so maybe I only witnessed slaps #2 & 3, the look on your face was pure astonishment! For the record, I DID tell him that I didn't think you appreciated it.

The other thing that sticks in my memory was at the pool bar after the Boobs Cruise when Mrs Morgan was trying to get you to try Chelsea's evil nipple clamps & for some reason you thought it was better to show a phone-vid of getting your junk waxed !! They talked Trevor & I into doing a "Pull-Off" with the nipple clamps attached first to nipples, then to our bags. At that point you sort of took off, again the look on your face had us rolling!
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I wasn't really bothered by the ass slap, probably because I was also drunk, but I did think it was weird. And yeah, whenever something goes anywhere near my nipples now I kinda freak out... PTSD for nipples!

7 Trips to TTR (and probably done)
1 Trip to Desire Pearl
7 Trips to Desire RM (many more to come!)

CaptMorgan, Feb 28, 2014

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You do have the story telling gift. It was a great week with lots of great mammaries .... I mean memorys !

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John_n_Cindy, Feb 28, 2014

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7 Trips to TTR (and probably done)
1 Trip to Desire Pearl
7 Trips to Desire RM (many more to come!)

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Awesome trip report,, now we are hoping to have half as much fun as you guys and it will be a success,, we are just worried about the ice storm hitting the night before and morning we leave now.....2 days away!! Thanks for the entertainment & trip report.
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April 8th to the 15th 2022
Eric and Lisa :flash:

eric ride, Feb 28, 2014

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Hope you guys get out OK.. have a great trip, and don't do anything I wouldn't do!!

7 Trips to TTR (and probably done)
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Awesome trip report, Cap't. So far at least lol. Waiting for more details!

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OMG - I love you both. Will you marry us? I think that is legal in Mass. LOL!

PS This is Jess - in case that makes a difference

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OK, so apparently I have left out a few things that require clarification before I continue with the next day's report.

ATM (Deposits Only) Nickname

I think it was the second night we were there, I was wandering the resort on my way to Paty-O's after putting the wife to bed. This was pretty late in the morning, maybe 2-3AM. A guy approaches me with all this talk about narcotics. This was a creepy looking mofo and in my drunken state the only thing I could think of to make him go away immediately was to tell him that I was a federal agent, ATF. Well that shut him up quickly enough, but he was also heading to Paty-O's and later involved himself in a discussion I was having with other people. Soon, word of my federal agent status had spread through Paty-O's and I was stuck in this white lie for the remainder of the evening.

The next day, after that guy was gone I went into damage control mode to tell my other friends that I'm really not an ATF agent and the reason why that came up. When I told Alisha (of Kevin_Alisha) that I was not an ATF agent, she said "ATM?". I asked what she meant, and she said "Ass-to-mouth". After laughing hysterically, I played along and took an imaginary credit card and swiped it down my ass-crack and said "ATM - Deposits Only!" What I really meant was withdrawls only, but the damage was done and I was given this nickname for the remainder of the trip. So every time someone yelled "ATM!" I'd swipe the card.

Reading the story as told here it's quite strange and not all that funny, but it was a had-to-be-there moment. One thing I've learned, if you earn a nickname at TTR it means people like you, so even if it's something as disgusting as the one I got, I'm okay with that!

Naughty Schoolgirl Ass-Slapping

As I said earlier I dressed as a creepy guy for schoolgirl night. I was not wearing a shirt, and tiny square-cut tight boxers. Well as soon as we got to Paty-O's someone comes up behind me and slaps my ass. I turned around and it was a guy. A little weird if you ask me, but whatevs. So we get to talking and his group of girls and guys is asking what the hell I'm wearing. Most people that night thought I was either the Freddy Mercury guy from Queen, or, Super-Troopers officer, or, Pornstache from "Orange is the New Black". Anyway, when this one girl asks me what I was supposed to be, I told her I was a creepy guy and offering free mustache rides. (Why the hell I say things like this sometimes escapes reason). Anyway, she proceeds to pull her skirt up to her stomach, spread her legs (no panties of course), and dares me to render the services I offered. Well, this was awkward. I thought she was just kidding, but she really wanted to go for a mustache ride. And who could blame her? After what seemed like a 5 minute staredown of her standing there waiting for me to get down under her and rock her world, I finally made some awkward comment and got out of there, but not before creepy guy got one more good ass-slap in. He found me again later that night for slap #3, he was like a ninja popping up out of nowhere and "WHAM!" I spent the rest of the night looking over my shoulder with my ass-cheeks clenched for what I was afraid would be an ATM Deposit!

Here's another picture this time of the whole outfit, sorry it's a little blurry.

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This is freaking hilarious!!!

Been in your shoes before, back in the BlueBay Getaway days. The wife was passed out in the room, and we were eating our 2AM cheeseburger in the buffet area as it was raining outside. Very drunk setting with the other couple we traveled with a comparably drunken group of ladies walk in and as they walk past one says rather loudly " There has to be someone in here that knows how to eat p***y". Before I could stop myself my right arm shot up in the air. Her friends are trying to lead her out of there and my friends wife is trying to pull my arm down. Hey, I was just answering her question! :biggrinbandit:

Jeff

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ATM, a monstrously successful grand finale. Omg We have been dying reading this. I cannot FUCKING BELIEVE the shenanigans on the island and am just glad you aren't in the Mexican jail!! Love you two!!!!!

hot_2_trot, Feb 28, 2014

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And P.S. It's only a three hour drive (no traffic now) from MILFland to The Chi if you guys wanna man up and drive west. Pretty sure we will still be out clubbin' when you get here!

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