Ok here it is. Give us a short Joke Whats the diff between GOD and a Fighter pilot..? God does'nt think he's/she's a fighter pilot ... BAHHAHAHAHAHA:bash:
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on the wall? - ART What do you call a lady with 1 arm and 1 leg? - Ilene What do you call an asian lady with 1 arm and 1 leg? -Irene What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying on the floor? -Matt Confucius say, man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Confucious say "man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day". :daisy: (Blanco will never believe this one ever got on CCC Haha!)
A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says "I can't serve you." The mushroom replies "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
This thread is going to get really bad..... Horse walks into a bar. Barman says "why the long face?" :daisy:
Getting old An old man was laying in bed when all of a sudden his wife runs out of the bathroom and whips open her robe and yells " SUPER PUSSY" the man replies I'll have the "SOUP"
My wife comes out of the shower this morning and says look honey I "Shaved my Pussy Again" you know what that means.. Wink Wink.. Ya means the f...ing drain is plugged again.
