A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads: The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late! As a car speeds past them, the driver yells, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" From the curve the two clergymen hear screeching tires and a big splash. The priest turns to the pastor and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"
