So like two years ago, there were emails and bulletins going around, with guys complaining 30 things they wanted women to do. It was a very popular email at the time. HOWEVER!!!! Yours truly sat down one day and came up with 30 response for the guys. Here we go. 1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are. You are all perverts on a female scale. That’s all that matters 2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER. No matter what we says our ex's boyfriend is a loser, so don't end up in the same category as him. 3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too. We love hugs and kisses, just don't stuff your tongue down our throats, or your hands on our ass 4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful. Don't argue with us when we caught you looking at some other beautiful girl 5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around. Don't act like crap. 6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you. We know we are pretty, why do you think we allow you to hook up with us. 7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. You can't handle alittle blood? 8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more. You know most domestic situations end in blood during that time of the month, you should be lucky we allow you to live. 9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool. if you really liked you we have you shave that mustache, beard, or stupid sideburns off long time ago. 10. We never shave our legs. So get over it. We always shave our legs, and use your razor so get over it 11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............ If you can't handle looking pretty in make up, then why call us beautiful? 12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you do. Don't make bets on which of my friend's you want to score with, because of my your friends will tell us when you do. 13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us. When we tell you are fat, believe us 14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter. we absolutely don't care about the backstreet boys, N'Synce or 98 Degrees. We aren't 12 anymore so get over it. Your the only ones who do. 15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee. Grown ass man can't pee in the toilet bowl, ain't this a bitch 16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong." Bottom line is, you are wrong, we are right. Apologize or get use to the couch. 17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us. You hitting it from the back isn't nice enough? 18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes. We also can't always be up and in the mood at 1:30 in the morning. Trust me, don't help us. 19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for. Don't ask me for a threesome 20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean. keep your hands to yourself and we wouldn't have to kick you in the nuts. Now I don't care who you are, thats funny right there. 21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you. If we break up with you and then continue to laugh, its mainly because of size. 22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway. You pervert, stop staring at my boobs 23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship. Size always matter, especially to idiots who don't want a relationship. 24. PMS is not an excuse. PMS is an excuse, "I got a gun!" 25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done. Ain't this a bitch, you can bench press 300 pounds, but you can't put the damm toilet seat back down. 26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on. Don't tell me how cute your ex's girlfriend was, because you want a threesome. 27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh never mind. Why do you think we always win every argument? 28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong. Never ask us to kiss other girls, you might think that is hot, but to us it seem as though you are thinking about another girl. 29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends. If we wanted to rip out your heart, we would have slept with your best friend...oops! LOL 30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway. We know you are not perfect, but..puffy wasn't at the club that night. GIRLS if this is true repost this within 5 mins. and you will be surprised by someone special! GUY repost if you think this may be true or at least some of it and you will also be surprised by someone special This response was done by www.myspace.com/sweetnessOO7
