go to the Google search engine and type in your name and then 'needs' after it, e.g. "John needs". include the apostrophes too copy and Paste the description of the best websites that appears..... (It should say something like: "John needs a shave") Here's what mine came up with (my commentary in parentheses): Melissa needs to track him down and jab him in the eye with a fork. ...(oh dear me!) Melissa needs a nap (oh so true) Melissa needs to board the blob ship that is hovering overhead (yes, sometimes the voices in my head tell me this) melissa needs to take a break (true again) Melissa Needs a Home (makes me feel sad inside) Melissa needs a cigarette every morning when she gets up in order to get herself going (unfortunately true again) Melissa needs a man, and she needs one fast (I guess the dirty texts I was sending to my fellow in Mexico just didn't cut it) Melissa needs to get over it,” (someone knows me too well) melissa needs to stop spreading rumors about everyone especially when she is the bad mother who used to be a hooker (no comment) Melissa needs your help to understand tar Melissa needs to up the quality, down the prices and start (hopefully not connected to the hooker thing) Melissa needs to move to a new convent to complete the next part of her religious journey (and to move on after hooking)
I think it's a little different than the one we did before... Either way it's always funny. Thanks, Melissa!!!!
Excuse me!!!! How the heck am I supposed to know that this has been done before???? I don't read every single thread on here. Didn't know even the mods could be jerks. I'll refrain from sharing anything I might find amusing on here as you have obviously already seen everything before. Guess I'll just stick to the Karan, Janie, and Denise thread where everyone is NICE.
Denise needs a team of committed people to pray for her Denise needs money for school supplies, so she f***s a stranger for cash Denise needs a firm footing or she’ll topple forward Denise needs her pills – not more jail time Denise needs to define a procedure that works for her :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :shock: :shock: Wether or not I've seen it before I thought it was very funny and perhaps if we can't type anything nice.......... YOU SHOULD FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO WITH YOUR FINGERS :!: :!:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: SO TRUE! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Mine says, "Our good friend Janie needs our prayers." :lol:
Wether or not I've seen it before I thought it was very funny and perhaps if we can't type anything nice.......... YOU SHOULD FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO WITH YOUR FINGERS :!:
