Get that lizard off the ceiling! If you leave it on the floor, it's in the dog's territory. [Pool cues/broom handles/baseball bats] are not weapons! "Pumpkin-head" is not a term of endearment. What do you mean, you have a poster due tomorrow? You can pick it up, or lose it. Make a choice. Television is a privilege around here! Don't sit on your brother's head! (full disclosure, I have a fuzzy memory of attempting the last one...)
Others you can add to the list: What do you mean I don't understand you? You have ABOLSUTELY no homework? You call this room CLEAN?
