We all clearly love temptations, but every trip has a hiccup. What's the worst or craziest thing that happened to you on your trip ? Me - learning that even though im "olive" skinned I need to wear sunblock when I'm in the pool the hard way. I was flaking all over the plane on the way home lol. Wife- mustering up the courage to jump on stage for the lingerie competition and then not getting picked for the top three..... She was devastated Us - on our way through customs on the way into cancun I hit the "green" button for us and then she didn't realize it was for both of us and pressed it again and got red! I could hardly contain myself watching the not so happy security lady going through her suitcase filled with lingerie and bikinis lol. Made us miss our transfer too!
Within the first 10 minutes of the Boobs Cruise I went under to take a leak and since I'm tall I cracked my head on the frame while going down the steps. I took my hat off and blood immediately started pouring down my face. The staff was great and cleaned me up and tapped a bunch of gauze to my head that I was thankfully able to hide under my hat. I spent the remainder of the cruise worrying that the booze was going to keep my blood from clotting this massive gash on my head. I still had fun and hope to get the best of the Boobs Cruise when we meet next time on April 8th!
WTF??? How the heck did she not win any lingerie competition??? Her photos are top shelf! Tell her not to stay devastated for long...she's a jem!
I'm pretty sure it was because she wouldn't go topless or nude like the other girls. I tried to explain that to her but she wasn't having any of it ! I still had a blast yelling from the crowd that she was my wife like a proud father at a kids hockey game lol . Not so much on karaoke night. Liquid courage can't mask a bad voice
We Check in.................. get changed ( no room yet) jump in the pool meet up with good friend ,, Delicious,, she,s already happy and getting the party going she goes around collecting men's bathing suites in the TTR style I get spotted by security and get a warning , before I finish my first drink.
Was feeling good at Patty O's, got into a contest, put on some ladies g string (way to small ) and ended up showing every one in the place my junk. The crazy thing is she didn't want them back, don't understand why.
Waiting for our transfer and Tina looking at me and asking why the suitcase is vibrating. Yes, I forgot to remove the batteries.
For me it was the first trip I'd recently been diagnosed with diabetes and we get to the airport and put my hand on the board they had and it goes red. I'm wondering what the hell then figure maybe they just stop x amount of people and I got the lucky number. Of course the missus is oblivious to my plight and is headed towards the door. I'm yelling for her to come back as I got stopped and I have the pleasure of security asking if I'd packed this bag and all those usual questions. Well he asks if I have any nuts or any nut products in my bag? And I say no the. He asks if I'm sure to which I say yes and we go back and forth like this for awhile him asking several more times about nut or nut products. I'm at the point of saying is the wax in your ears preventing you from hearing me I've answered that several times now but I don't. He asks if he can check my bag and I say sure I'll show you I don't have anything to the contrary. So I unlock my bag and open it and lo and behold there on top of my clothes is a bag of assorted nuts. I'm looking at this bag and in my mind I'm totally going WTF and where the hell did these things come from and of course I'm deep into the whole I've never seen these before and have no idea how they got into my bag. And I'm totally shocked to find these here well it's about this time when she realizes I'm not answering her questions and turns around to see me with my bag wide open red faced and trying to figure out where this bag of nuts came from. And she comes running back to tell the security guy that she had put those in my bag because I'd recently been diagnosed with diabetes and had forgot to mention it to me. He then gave a small lecture on the importance of declaring things and let us go. We spent a good portion of the ride over in the shuttle ride me asking what was she thinking when she did that without telling me. And of course she wanted to make sure I had something for my diabetes, I said that's fine but tell me from now on when you do something like that so I don't look like a tool in front of security and I don't act like that tourist that goes off and says " what are you f*^%ing deaf I already answered you, you stupid ^%#* wad.
