OK, spending (literally) some time doing some e-window shopping and I stumbled across a couple interesting things. I mean "interesting" exactly in that euphemistic way that people use. Want a crocheted so-called "Penis Warmer" thong for your afternoon by the Sexy Pool? Of coruse you do. Want said thong to bear the devilishly-stylish grin of Mickey Mouse? Who wouldn't! Crochet Mickey Mouse Thong Beach Mens Sexy Underwear Boyfriend Bikini Boxers Penis Warmer Outfit Miki Disney Costume G String Gift Knitted (This is what I get for trying to find an actual Tarzan-style loincloth online for lingerie Night.)
[QUOTE=" Want a crocheted so-called "Penis Warmer" thong for your afternoon by the Sexy Pool? Of coruse you do. Want said thong to bear the devilishly-stylish grin of Mickey Mouse? Who wouldn't! (This is what I get for trying to find an actual Tarzan-style loincloth online for lingerie Night.)[/QUOTE The Mickey warmer doesn't do much for me, but Stephie says the shark or alligator model might be good for some laughs, or maybe they would knit up a nice Groucho Marx inspired version.
Don't I know it. Cruising into the "Less than 2 weeks to TTR" time frame and we're starting to get... twitchy.
Well John, if you do wear one of these Mickey Dickie Cozies, maybe you can see how much trouble you can get into by asking certain folks, "Hey, have you ever kissed a mouse between the ears?"
I'm soooo bothered by the mannequin that it's on. It has a penis but no balls? And the texture...wrong....
