So I have been to up Temptations like 6 times.. I feel like this always happens First day Get buzzed and drunk at airport/airplane.. show up to Temptations rockstar status... Jump in sexy pool start partying and meeting people... A quick nap after pool dies down maybe.. then theme night meeting people.. then end up in your room or someone else's not alone.. Second day Wake up drink.. Party all day hopefully with all the people u meet at sexy pool ... Take a nap maybe then theme night paty o bar maybe club usually no sleep Third day Wake up drink and try to eat... Maybe Boobs Cruise day... Party all day and night ... Start losing track of days and feeling like people u met are like your long lost friends n family.. start getting sick of tequila... End up eating burgers at 5 am Fourth day Crash... All day and night...sick as can be ....praying to god asking for forgiveness and blaming food poisoning.. Fifth day Back on the horse .. partying it up.. calling back to the state's checking in with family Six day Denial ends Fuck I have to go home tomorrow..last Chance to party and get everyone's contact info Seventh day D-day.. start thinking how can I stay here... Please add to this and let me know u experience the same..
1st night Took regular airport transport so took an hour to get to resort. By the time got there they didn't have many rooms and damn it got stuck with jacuzzi room we went to patty-os and was too shy to talk to people. Started to feel sick went to room crashed on bed naked then sean brought a girl I been talking to on here in get your head out of gutter cause got dressed and went to drink 2nd day Woke up noon and went to breakfast then back to room to nap and stuff then sexy pool at 3:00 pm. We sleep too much. Dinner then theme night then skinny dip in sports pool til 4am. 3rd day Missed Boobs Cruise then a whole repeat of day before. 4th day Whole repeat of day before (eventful part was friend bday so had some fun in pool with AIC) plus used the jacuzzi tub after skinny dipping with friends 5th day Repeat of day before 6th day Repeat of day before along with sadness of leaving next day. 7th day In tears and refusing to turn in my bracelet I could have gotten more graphic
Day 8 - Second wind, second group of friends is showing up! Day 11 - Complete strangers are already asking me what's going to happen today. Day 13 - 3rd lingerie night, where's my sock! Day 14 - 3rd Boobs Cruise, after half a month of drinking Chinos making me do another split is going to hurt! Day 15 - I think I have a drinking problem! Day 17 - Time to go back to reality, been bloated from drinking, my ankles are swollen like I'm 8 months pregnant, made a good and proper fool of myself, sad from my goodbyes from friends old and new and who'll I'll see again for years to come and counting down the days until I'm home again.
Oh wait it was a make believe of what could happened. I actually put in real experience. Prob not as funny as things you can make up.
Seems pretty factual. 17 days is my normal trip rate which is on par with alot of people in our group who will do around 2 weeks at a pop. The more years you go the longer you try to make the trip because it makes the other 50 weeks of the year somewhat more bearable.
Without fail there is always one day sometime in the middle of the trip where I wake up still incredibly drunk from the night before. Wouldn't feel like I'd done my vacation right it there wasn't one day that begins staggering around the breakfast buffet then doing laps in the pool to try and burn off the excess alcohol in my system.
there is no way i can remember a day 2 day acount of what we did we was there for 14 days lots of drinking eating sex meeting new people having plenty of fun maybe not all in that order!!!
