For those of you who are also suffering from ole man winter's flurry right now. Warning: language content may be offensive to some. WHAT I LOVE ABOUT WINTER DECEMBER 8 – 6:00 p.m. and it started to snow. Tthe first of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat by the window, watching the soft flakes drift down all over the area. It was BEAUTIFUL………… DECEMBER 9 – We woke to a big beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering the landscape. What a fantastic sight. Every tree and shrub covered by a beautiful mantle. I shoveled snow for the first time in years and loved it. I did both the driveway and sidewalks. Later a snowplow came through and covered our sidewalk with compacted snow from the street, so I shoveled it again. DECEMBER 12 – The sun has melted all of our lovely snow. Oh well, I’m sure we will get some more before the lovely winter is through. DECEMBER 14 – It snowed 18 inches last night and the temperature dropped to 20 below zero. Shoveled the driveway and sidewalks again and then the snowplow came by and did its thing again. :-| DECEMBER 15 – Sold my van and bought a 4X4 Blazer so I can drive in the snow. Bought snow tires for my wife’s car. DECEMBER 16 – Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway. All that was hurt were my feelings. DECEMBER 17 – Still cold (below zero in the a.m.) and icy roads make for very tough driving. :shock: DECEMBER 20 – Had another 14 inches of the white shit last night. More shoveling in store for me today. The goddamn plow came by twice. :cry: DECEMBER 22 – We were assured of a white Christmas because 13 more inches of that shit fell today and with this freezing fucking weather, it won’t melt until August. Got all dressed up to go out and shovel (boots, snow suit, heavy jacket, scarf, earmuffs, gloves) AND THEN GOT THE URGE TO PISS. :shock: DECEMBER 23 – I was going to go ice fishing today but the fucking worms froze and I didn’t want the fish to break their teeth on my fucking bait……… :evil: DECEMBER 24 – If I ever catch the son-of-a-bitch that drives that fucking snowplow, I’ll drag him through the snow by his balls. I think he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish throwing that shit all over what used to be my lawn. :finger: DECEMBER 25 – MERRY CHRISTMAS. They predict 20 more fucking inches of this white bullshit. I wonder if they know just how many fucking shovels of snow that is. Assholes. Fuck Santa, he doesn’t have to bust his balls shoveling that shit. The snowplow driver came by and asked for a donation. I wrapped on the side of his head with the snow shovel. :bash: DECEMBER 26 – Guess who the fuck got 28 more inches last night? I must be going blind or getting cabin fever cause the wife is starting to look real good to me. :bashself: DECEMBER 27 – Damn toilet froze. If you go outside, don’t eat the brown snow. :bootyshake: DECEMBER 28 – I set fire to the fucking house. NOW I want to see that white shit cling to the roof………….. :evil: :evil: :evil:
remember that free room and board you promised me???? I may start packing! We don't have any snow, but it's cold!
Oh so true!! Especially Dec 24...I hate snowplows!!!!!!!! Still haven't gotten the up driveway apron unburied so just driving up the down one - probably til spring at the rate my husband is moving!
woke up this morning to 5-7 inches of snow..............still snowing badly out!! Very slick under the snow also! Most schools are cancelled............this sucks!!! lol
