Why, Why, Why > do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are > getting dead? > > Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there > is not enough money? > > Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion > stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? > > Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? > > Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? > > Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? > > Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you > throw a revolver at him? > > Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? > > Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? > > If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? > > Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles > are always white? > > Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? > > Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that > something new to eat will have materialized? > > Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their > vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it > down to give the vacuum one more chance? > > Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? > > ! How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? > > When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a > shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all > right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you > stupid idiot?" > > Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling > off the table you always manage to knock something else over? > > In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer > when we complained about the heat? > > How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? > > And my FAVORITE...... > The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is > suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best > friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. I've done my job and sent > this email to you , now it's up to you to send it on.
ive actually pondered a bunch of those before reading that....ill add this one too Donald Duck doesnt wear pants....why does he wear a towel when he gets out of the shower? lol
