Why I'm Depressed

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  1. twinimini

    twinimini I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Over 5000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

    Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

    Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortaged the Promised Land. I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, depleted savings, social security, retirement funds, etc.....I called Lifeline and got some call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

    They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck! :):)
     
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    LMAO!!

    Yeah.... things can feel pretty bleak if you dwell on the bad stuff.

    But it's still a beautiful life and full of tremendous opportunities. We are all incredibly fortunate to live in the countries we are in.
     
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    think of it this way now you can't be turned down for your insurance policy because it was a pre-exisitng condition.:musik001:
     
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    Priceless! Absolutely Priceless!
     
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