WHERE WOULD YOU BE? IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES? IF - YOU HAD THE MOST FABULOUS HOME IN THE PERFECT NEIGHBORHOOD? IF - YOU HAD NO WORRIES? IF - YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST GOURMET MEAL IS WAITING YOU? IF - YOUR BATHWATER HAD BEEN RUN? IF - YOU HAD THE PERFECT KIDS? IF - YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU, WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES? SO WHERE WOULD YOU BE? Well..... HELLOOooo!!!!!!!!! YOU'D BE IN THE WRONG DAMN HOUSE!
