A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne too!" "What a coincidence!" the farmer says. "This is a special day for me so I'm celebrating!" "This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman. "What a coincidence!" says the farmer a s they clinked glasses, then asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying for many years to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence!" says the man, "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens have been infertile, but today they're finally laying eggs." "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I used a different cock," he replied. The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
