Walking Eagle Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of The American Indian nation two weeks ago in upper New York State...She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first female President. She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers". At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs of how they had come to select the new name given to the Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly. thanks to janie and karan
Must be a terrible threat having an opposing candidate who can string more than two words together!!! Don't "misunderestimate" (duh?) Hilary!
Well, mister unintelligible was still able to beat Al Gore and Herman Munster...oh!...I mean John Kerry.
...Yeah Right!!! Oh yeah, the guy who had the good grace to stand down rather than have that shambolic election further embarass the biggest democracy on the planet...What's it gonna be this time? Triangular voting papers?
Good call dude...If it means anything: If you saw the loonies we have in Northern Ireland you'd feel priveleged to have a special needs president!!! Why do you think Irish pepole have such a capacity for self-mocking? We gotta laugh or we'd cry!!!
