'Twas the night before Cancun, when all thro' the house Our Bubba Mugs packed, right next to her blouse; Her Amazon stockings & sex toys were there Here’s hoping for ‘Green' light--Red don’t you dare! A pair, we were nestled all snug in our bed, While visions of body shots danced in our heads With Mama making mischief, her ass in my lap, Six minutes is long, no doubt about that! zzzzzz When out from the pool there arose such a clatter, We sprang from our bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window, she decided to flash, Tore open the shutters, and showed off her ass. The moons and breasts of a sexy pool glowed, The fun-craving patrons, enjoying the show. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a Boobs Cruise arrival-- need to get there! With a tattooed driver, wearing huge strap on dildos I knew in a moment it must be, yes--Chinos! More rapid than eagles his coursers they came (and came), He whistled, and shouted, and call'd us all names: "Now--Fuck you!! Fuck Cancer! Raise money for sick kids! "Don’t vomit! You Stupid! Go Down Onner! That’s it! "To the top of the mast, your tops—may they fall! "Now Dash away! Dance away! New Friends we are All!” Soon after I woke up, realizing we’re late! Jumped into our Uber and ran to the Gate. Settled into our seats with a smile & beer On our way to CUN Knowing Temptation is near! See all you motherf*ckers on the other side...be there soon!!!!
This was fantastic! I think Steve needs to make this "sticky"!! Proud to say I'm on the plane with this guy tomorrow and we're going to be partying like ROCK STARS!
I say fuck plagiarism and nominate Chris as the Poet Laureate for Temptation! After reading the poem it was decided that two sleeps were too many....we moved our arrangements up one day to arrive tomorrow! You've been warned.....she's naughty!
