'Twas the Night Before Cancun

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  1. Deleted member 19072

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    'Twas the night before Cancun, when all thro' the house

    Our Bubba Mugs packed, right next to her blouse;

    Her Amazon stockings & sex toys were there

    Here’s hoping for ‘Green' light--Red don’t you dare!

    A pair, we were nestled all snug in our bed,

    While visions of body shots danced in our heads

    With Mama making mischief, her ass in my lap,

    Six minutes is long, no doubt about that!

    zzzzzz

    When out from the pool there arose such a clatter,

    We sprang from our bed to see what was the matter.

    Away to the window, she decided to flash,

    Tore open the shutters, and showed off her ass.

    The moons and breasts of a sexy pool glowed,

    The fun-craving patrons, enjoying the show.


    When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

    But a Boobs Cruise arrival-- need to get there!

    With a tattooed driver, wearing huge strap on dildos

    I knew in a moment it must be, yes--Chinos!

    More rapid than eagles his coursers they came (and came),

    He whistled, and shouted, and call'd us all names:

    "Now--Fuck you!! Fuck Cancer! Raise money for sick kids!

    "Don’t vomit! You Stupid! Go Down Onner! That’s it!

    "To the top of the mast, your tops—may they fall!

    "Now Dash away! Dance away! New Friends we are All!”

    Soon after I woke up, realizing we’re late!

    Jumped into our Uber and ran to the Gate.

    Settled into our seats with a smile & beer

    On our way to CUN

    Knowing Temptation is near!


    See all you motherf*ckers on the other side...be there soon!!!! :D;):):cool::marshe:
     
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    Deleted member 19072, Jul 17, 2018
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  2. Dom&Michelle

    Dom&Michelle Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Love this!!
     
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    This was fantastic! I think Steve needs to make this "sticky"!!

    Proud to say I'm on the plane with this guy tomorrow and we're going to be partying like ROCK STARS!
     
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  4. Donna & Tim

    Donna & Tim I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    We love it.

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    FakeNewsTeam It's a matter of time, but time is all we have! Registered Member

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    ScubaSteve CCC's The Dude Registered Member

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    Nice, hahahhahaha!!!!
     
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    SHESNAUGHTY Newbie Registered Member

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    I say fuck plagiarism and nominate Chris as the Poet Laureate for Temptation!

    After reading the poem it was decided that two sleeps were too many....we moved our arrangements up one day to arrive tomorrow!

    You've been warned.....she's naughty!
     
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    LOVE!!! See you Friday!!!
     
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  10. Deleted member 19072

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    Fantastic! What time do you guys arrive?
     
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