TTR 10 commandments

Saw a post early this year that someone posted the TTR 10 commandments. Did anyone save them? I can't find it now. Thought it would be fitting to bring back up for current trips. Was some funny sh!t.....

 

1)Thy shall only drink enough to kill short term memory but not so much to kill long term memory.LOL

 

2) Thy shall not pee in the hot tub, walk over the the swim up bar and pee over there while getting everyone a new round of drinks

 

3) thou shall wear as little as possible for as long as possible

 

thou shall not grope other women without permission and make an ass of thyself.

 

Thou shall not commit adultry.......unless given the green light from thy significant other.......

 

Good luck with that Green Light buddy.

 

4) Chinos is the lord thy god, who brought you out of the land of boredom and clothing. You shall have no other gods before Him!

(P.s. I'm not a religious man, so if the above offended your sesibilities, you have to forgive me! It says so right there in the bible!)

 

Thou shall not poke fun at your friend.......

 

Thou shall applaud and cheer loudly after watching a good balcony show