This is kinda long but it was worth it because I got to relive it!!! Thanks to all of my new friends that made our trip as great as it was!!!! Day 1: Just to start my whole trip report includes sexysadie (Sadie and Willie) as we traveled together and did everything together. Ok so we arrived on August 19th taking 2 very smooth plane rides and arriving in Cancun on time at 11:30. Customs was super quick, and then got to Temptation using Olympus shuttles (awesome) by 12:30. No line in the lobby so we were immediately assisted but as we knew from last time our rooms were not ready. No biggie, we came prepared! Grabbed our suits out of the front pocket of our suitcases, changed in the bathroom and headed to Margaritas for lunch. On our way there we heard banging on the window from the buffet; it was Mrs.Grimes (B & Sherrell). Within about 10 seconds we became great friends and knew we had a wild couple of days ahead of us. From there right to the sexy pool for some more drinks!! I immediately ordered rainbow shots from Pedro to start off our week. The continued on with more drinking. We had early dinner reservations thanks to B and Sherrell so around 430 we headed in to shower and get dressed. Dinner was at the Wok and it was fabulous!!!! B almost got us thrown out but we would not have gone down without a fight!! Lol…B ordered the entire menu and when he was taking too long to eat it the wait staff told him he could take it to go to get rid of us!!! Hahaha..It was great and I would do it again in a heartbeat!! After dinner we headed to Patty O’s for a few drinks than back to the room to get ready for lingerie night. We met in up again at Nice Shoes and were having a nice time when some asshole couldn’t take “not interested” for an answer and Willie had to go Big Willie Style on his ass! Haha…There is when we met Lefd (Kristin and Zac) We immediately hit it off with them and cheered on Kristin and she participated in and WON the lingerie contest! A little naked goes a long way Back to the room to change yet again and then off to Patty O’s for some more drinks. Then BED. A pretty successful first day!! Day 2: BOOBS CRUIS DAY!! We are early birds so us and the G’s (sadie and willie) head to breakfast. We were bummed that Margaritas no longer has breakfast but the buffet was just as good. After that we headed straight to the lobby to meet everyone going to Steves booze cruise! Only 17 people showed but Steve went ahead anyway, Thank God!!! Steve is a super nice guy and we had a great day with him. We then hopped on the bus to go to the dock. Steve tried to gather a few more people but it didn’t work so we went ahead with our 17. We had Mrs.C who we referred to as England because there were so many of them. They were a bit hung-over from the night before so their fun didn’t start until well into the cruise!! Hahaha…They were still a blast to hang out with. Snorkeling was good, the games on the island were hilarious and the ride back was CRAZY!!!!! Let’s see how do I put this???? Tops off, tequila all over everyone, licking, sucking, blowing, ect. AWESOME!!! Great adult fun that you could no where else but Steves Boobs Cruise!! Great day with great people!! When the boat docked Zac and Willie had to carry my husband, Chris, back to the bus and then back to our room where I put him to bed!! Haha…Dinner at the Italian restaurant, which was delicious, where everyone was a little tired from the long day of drinking and sun. Even B was very quiet which was so not normal. Then to Patty O’s for some fun. I didn’t make it very long after dinner but still had a great day!!! Day 3: Up early and off to the buffet for breakfast. Alberto, our fantastic waiter, got our drinks quickly and sat us in his section. After breakfast we were off to open Diegos. We hung by the sexy pool all day and had a blast!!!! We had to wake up B and Sherrell but it was well worth it!! Haha….It literally took B a half hour to get from one end of the sexy pool to the other because he had to talk to every person on his way!! Haha got to love him!!! Our vaca truly would not have been the same without them!!! Sexy pool all day, watching games and such. Then back to the room for showers and dinner. Back to the Wok for dinner where it was just as eventful as last time!!! We celebrated Sherrell birthday with a nice cake and sexy coffee. Then B handed out cake to the entire restaurant telling them that “it was some good f”ing cake”…lol…..The restaurant hated us before that but B made it all better with some mother f”in birthday cake. THAT’S THE BUSINESS!! After dinner off to Nice Shoes for the show. Then back to the room to get ready for Glow Night! At Patty O’s England was already there drinking and Cassie brought out all of their glow stuff as well. This was Sherrells last night so she decided to wear her man shirt and tie since she was going to miss Tuesday night!! Haha….love her…. Glow night was by far our best night!! We actually made Nice Shoes the place to be!! Cancuncare took over Nice Shows and had a freaking ball! The music was good, B was crazy, everyone was dancing, there was fist pumping (lol), grinding, bumping, glowing, grabbing, ect. You name it!!!! We had such a great time!!! B and Sherrell had to say their goodbyes L cause they had to be up at 4 to go to the airport. Shortly after we all went to bed except Chris who decided sleeping on the beach alone was a good idea..lol..He returned to the room at around 5 with a cheeseburger and French fires…haha….All in all it was a great night!!!!!! Though we did miss B and Sherrell after this L Day 4: Early birds again! Up by 8 and off to the buffet where Alberto already knew us and took great care of us. Mimosas and Willies diet coke waiting. Today my liver was starting to be really mad at me but I told her to suck it up cause soon we would be back to reality. After breakfast off to open Diegos. Today was team day which was fun for me cause I love sporting my Eagles gear!!! Chinos spotted me right away and immediately made me enter the Iron Woman contest. Soon Kristin and Zac joined us and Chinos snagged her as well. So the Ironwoman contest was fun but neither of us won being as we were up against a lesbian that got to eat her g/f out on stage so that totally won the crowd over, and why shouldn’t it?? Haha….We had great fun anyway!! We then enjoyed the rest of the day by the pool. We met BBGParty (Matt and Michelle, aka M&M) this day and they were awesome. Great day at the sexy pool!! Back to the room later to shower and get ready for dinner at Bella Vista. Not our favorite of the restaurants, a bit bland. We will probably skip this one next time. After dinner off to the show and drinks at Patty O’s. This night we were all extremely tired so it was a very early night and I was asleep within 10 seconds of my head hitting the pillow!!! Day 5: Up early and off to the buffet, Alberto ready for us when we got there! Being an early night the night before this was going to be a good day!!!! After breakfast opened Diegos and began our day’o’drinking! Liver still mad but hanging in there!!!! Chris signed up for Mr. Temptation and did a great job in the competition. Chinos so nicely forgot to mention to me when I signed him up that he was going to be the one that wasn’t going to eat the cake but his WIFE instead!!! Haha..Oh well all in good fun, we were good sports about it! Today is what I like to call “Zac gets Drunk Day” haha. Zac decided to drink a gallon of vodka by noon and was bombed the rest of the day. He was great fun and we had a blast with him. Because he was so drunk we forced him to sign up for the darts contest knowing full well what the consequences were….haha…This darts game was actually not as bad as it was last year but Thank God Zac lost so he got the full punishment. He was egged and floured and made to walk around the pool with a sign saying “I’m a Big F’ing Loser”. Then he sat in front of everyone as they showered him with ice water and poured rum down his throat!! GREAT FUN!!!!! He then showered and joined us back in the pool. Around 6 or 630 it was time to get showered and ready for dinner. We told Kristin we would get Zac back to the room by 630 and we did our job!!!! Lol….Dinner back at the Italian restaurant where Zac did quite well, though he was seeing double, so kudos to him!!! Yummy once again!!! Off to Patty O’s for a quick show and drinks. Then most of the group when off to Coco Bongos. I’ve been before and don’t love and its totally not my husbands scene so we stayed behind and hung out with England for a bit. We called in an early night though and got a good night sleep. Day 6: Our last day!!!! L Up early and to the buffet by 930. Alberto once again ready for us when we got there. After breakfast off to Diegos to make our last day a good one. We were feeling a little restless so we decided to go for a long walk down the street thanks to Willie. TOO LONG!!! Took a cab back headed right to the sexy pool and continued drinking! This was actually a very quiet day but it was very nice and relaxing. We headed in early because we were heading to Senor Frogs for dinner but didn’t want to miss the show at Nice Shoes. Senor Frogs was good but it was early so we didn’t get to see much. We took a walk around town then headed back to the resort. We changed into our men’s shirts and heels then headed down to Nice Shoes for the karaoke. Alissa was awesome singing Bobby Magee and Hit me with Your Best Shot even after 6 shots of tequila!!! Haha….This was a fun night taking pics and such of us in our shirts and heels .We looked hot if I do say so myself!! Haha….We chatted and danced a bit but it was pretty calm. I lost Chris for a while and once I found him and came back to the billards everyone had gone to bed but Matt, Michelle, Jeremy and Alisha. So we chatted a bit said our goodbyes and headed to bed. Day 7: Woke up went to breakfast, said goodbye to and tipped Alberto. Then headed to the lobby to have bracelets cut, and wait for our shuttle. L The trip home sucked having to stop in Atlanta, get our luggage to go through customs, then put it back on the belt. But we made it home to our babies with no problems!!! All in all a GREAT TRIP!!!!! Thanks so much to all the great people we met!!! We hope we can all plan to go back together again!!! B, Sherrell, Jeff, Alissa, Matt, Michelle, Zac, Kristin, Alisha, Jeremy, Cassie, Deniz and all of Enlgand, Bundles (sor I forget your names), nakedsundays and anyone else I am missing!!!!! What a blast we had with you all!!! Can’t wait to do it again soon and some of you I will be seeing sooner than later!!! Remember We dont get drunk we just get more AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
*OMG WHAT A GREAT TRIP REPORT!!* For a minute I felt like I was THERE TOO! Can't wait to go back ... sounds like an absolutely amazing time was had by *ALL*! Thanks so much for sharing!!! (I'm so mad at myself for not sharing a trip report from our first trip this past February - but I'll share one FER SHER after this comin' February's trip!!!)
We had to jump through a ring then swin to the swim up bar and either kiss 5 guys on the cheek or suck on a nipple. Then lay face down on a surf board and paddle over to the shallow area where there was a large, older man laying down waiting for us to 69 him and suck a shot through a straw through his legs. Then run back to the contest area in front of the swim up bar and blow up a condom using our butts. You pretty much hump this pump until the condom pops. Thats it for physical. Then we had to blow a huge penis made out of stale bread and whip cream. Then shake our butts for like 20 seconds. It was all in good fun!!
Wow, that's a great report! You guys sound like a lot of fun, wish we could have been there when you were there! Oh well, I can't complain, we'll be at TTR on Saturday. So, are you planning on going back? Thanks again for the awesome report.
We will def be going back again!!! The first time we went we didnt meet as many people but still had an absolute blast so meeting so many people this time made it that much better
Awesome TR Sounds like you guys had a blast! You should have done the Miss Temptation contest on Wednesday! Can't wait to see the pictures. We are going back in January, and it couldn't come slower.....Wish we were there right now!
