Seems like I'm late to the Trip Report party for our week there, but here comes my 2 cents..lol 2nd trip to TTR, 1st time as a Premier guest, 1st Time Boobs Cruiser, traveled with our best friends A little about us, Me (David/Day): I like to drink, but haven't been drunk but for a handful of times in my life, I love to dance (but I'm terrible), I love to talk to people. Wife (Joni): Drinks less than me, very shy and introverted, needs sleep to function. Day 1a (Sunday)-- I say 1a because our flight was cancelled on Spirit out of Detroit. This is the first advantage of Premier, we were able to make a phone call direct to TTR. Norma from Premier slid our whole trip back 1 day and made our reservations now through Sunday. No issues, no problems, AWESOME! THANK YOU NORMA! Day 1b (Monday)-- Flight Delayed 1 HR and arrived at TTR around 6pm. USA Transfers was ready and Mr. Ramirez got our party started by thumping ICE ICE BABY and YMCA in the van. (How white and old did we look?) Check in was easy, I was interested in the sales pitch and scheduled it for Friday AM. We were placed in the 5000 block with a picaboo view of the ocean and small balcony. Bathroom seemed to be remolded a bit and loved the new rain shower. Friends were 1 floor up from us and had a double headed shower (They later said it worked well.) Cranked the A/C on in the room and went to the Seafood restaurant for dinner as my other 3 companions love the steak there (Me not so much). Headed to Patios for a little while to watch the Brazilian dancers and have some drinks. Then decided to finish the night taking advantage of the Sports Pool now being 24 hours. Love being able to take a dip and cool off a little before bed. Day 2 (Tuesday)-- Easy day, nice to just relax in Cancun. I was up at 5am from a combination hangover and an early night due to travel. I decided to walk the beach by myself (Joni needs sleep). Got back to the room around 7. Breakfast at the Buffet at 9am as we did every day, food is average to me but great variety. Eggs and Omelets made to order. Spent the day in the sexy pool as always (2 trip, never have touched the quiet pool.) Played Beach Volleyball (quick note: We played Beach Volleyball every chance we could. LOVED IT, the games are competitive, but not overly aggressive, and you meet a lot of cool people. Also I had no idea Canadians were so into volleyball.), watched the games, had some drinks, lunch at Margaritas (love the Guac, Chick Wings, and pizzas), Dinner at Buffet that night (not impressive), Karaoke that night in nice shoes (it was ok, couple good ones). Live band in Patio's that night was awful so we hit the pool and played on the beach a bit and went to bed.----almost forgot, we ALWAYS sleep with a fan and Joni was insisting. So we looked at the market across the street with no avail. We knew we could go to Wal-mart but that seemed as a hassle. So thank you to our Butler Luis, who I gave $40 to, for running and buying us a nice stand fan. I'm sure he made a tidy profit and we left him the fan, but it was well worth the $40 Day 3 (Wednesday/Boobs Cruise) -- Breakfast at buffet, chatted up a bit with an awesome couple from Alabama (I'm terrible at names) before we boarded the boat. Weather was slightly choppy, but sunny. Slow start to the cruise (at least from what I've read), even Chino's asked how many first timers we had and practically the whole boat yelled; his reply "That explains it", most women were topless (90%), and a couple from Pearl (who I talked to later and were awesome) were naked on the top level. My wife and our female friend we were traveling with were topless in public for their first time ever so that was cool. As the drink's flowed (Thanks Junior), the games started, and Jesus and Becky swam naked to the boat to escape (their words) GOV. This is the long haired belly flop guy and his wife mentioned in all the other TR's, Amazing Canadian couple who were members at TTR Cabo before it closed. Before it was over Lisa (Cunt Girl as my wife called her because of her hat), Maria (My wife's favorite ass to stare at all week), Ireland (my favorite to stare at all week) and Jesus were celebrities. We also ended the cruise by becoming (we were told) the first cruise to ever string men's bottoms to the line. For what it's worth the Lunch they provided might have been my favorite meal of the week.... That night was the "Revelation" strip show (not bad), dancing back at Patios, a dip in the pool and good night Day 4 (Thursday) -- Typical day, layed back and recovering from the previous days alcohol. Well at least 3 of us. My non-drinking wife discovered Vodka/Cranberry this day and was a minor celebrity in the sexy pool as she downed them, spun in the pool to make herself dizzy and stumbled to the bathrooms. Thanks to all the women who helped her stay upright in the ladies room on this day. That afternoon was the Foam Party in the sports pool where my by this time semi-sobered wife did some bucket list things with another woman that I did not expect. I will always remember the foam party. That night was lingerie night which is always a favorite, great looking woman all over the place, in all shapes and sizes. Day 5 (Friday) -- Premier sales pitch in the morning. When it was done I was seriously considering the smallest package, but I wanted to think it over. As I don't make snap decisions about a $7,000 product. When I said I wanted to think, the "boss" (who looked like a used car salesman) said if I leave the room this is no longer an offer. So I shook hands and walked out. Their loss, as I was truly considering it.... Unfortunately our traveling companions Wife woke up this morning with sun poisoning (makes her eyes swell shut) so she spent the better part of the afternoon under an umbrella with ice on her eyes. Again, more games and fun on the volleyball court and sexy pool. Dinner at Italian that night (Was told they don't do the sexy coffee anymore), white night in Patyo's with a trio of sexy dancers. Spent a long time in the Sports Pool that night talking with Jesus (real name is Norman) and Becky. Day 6 (Saturday) -- Not a good day for me, maybe I was exhausted and a bit cranky. Wife had hit the wall from an exciting week and took a nap in the afternoon (it was our last day.. A NAP?!), there was a steady drizzle/sprinkle/light rain from about 2-5, the crowd that came in for the weekend was generally rowdy, younger, fresh and obviously rich and a bit obnoxious. TTR calls it a pool party from 2:30 until about 6 and it was so loud you couldn't talk to anyone (that's ok at Patyo's, but the pool is a bit more social to me). Just not my style at all. Dinner that night was my first in the Asian restaurant (I dragged my wife, the other couple doesn't like Asian). It was amazing, I recommend the lettuce wraps. The show that night was a burlesque show that was entertaining but need to cut the lip syncing. Day 7 (Sunday) -- Left in the AM in the pouring rain (awesome timing). USA was on time and awesome! 1hr 45 min delay on the tarmac in Cancun, on time arrival in Detroit but without our luggage. Bottom line---NEVER FLY SPIRIT Summary--Premier Benefits are worth it to us. Better towels, Better alcohol, Butler Luis and Edwardo are awesome, Slightly better food menu, Free Wifi was great in our friends room, spotty in ours, we Skyped with our kids back home on Thursday..... the pool saving chairs was no big deal, we were down there by 10 am and were always able to get 2 on the 2nd row between the bathrooms and the Premier deck that nobody uses... 2 single male parties were going on, 1 obnoxious, 1 not. The group from Canada was actually a divorce party and those guys seemed pretty cool. They played volleyball together and I witnessed more then a couple of them walking back to rooms with girls and we talked to them about a deep sea fishing trip they took. I didn't witness the "knockout punch", so I'm not sure if it was them but I'm sure whoever it was deserved it.... Wife and I are both admittedly voyeurs (not swingers) and were disappointed at the complete lack of balcony shows.... We went to the cigar lounge on 2 nights, nothing there either... did see a young couple in the jacuzzi in the sexy pool on Sat. that thought they were slick...Our friends had some fun on the beach once early in the week when he said it was a quickie well timed after security walked by, the 2nd time he tipped the guard $5 and he went away....great time, great trip, we will be back.
It was our pleasure to meet ya'll. Day & Joni are Great Company! The Boobs Cruise was Amazing. I have to agree, Joni was so cute twirling in the pool and giggling!! Joni... I stared at Maria's Ass all week too! I had a few pics to e-mail from the Boobs Cruise, however, in my haste separate them from the family appropriate PG rated pics, I accidently deleted them ( I suck, I know ). it would be great to see ya'll again!
My one ... different opinion about the reviewer's comments was that "the members deck that nobody uses." Stacia & I use the hell out of that thing when we first go out there each day this past trip. I mean, each day, for 2-4 hours, with dips in pool and Gulf and trips to the bar right there for Stacia to get me a beer and me to hold onto her butt. All at the member's deck, I like it up there. A bit of room to spread out, and still only strides away from a dip. Quick bar service too. That being said.... Great Trip Report! Watch our balcony next time...
Great trip report, Thanks for sharing.. Had to laugh at the comment you made about Canadians and volleyball...we have to have something to do in the long winter months indoors up here other then sex and hockey lmao
Different Members deck, I was referring to the one on top of the bathrooms by the sexy pool. The one that has the Hot tub....don't know about it? Don't worry, its pretty abandoned up there. Steve and Gio... my guess is your comment on here alone about a premier referral has caused many PM to you about using someones referral week. Steve frowns on Referrals on here, but my advice if you are still looking is to put a message on the "Temptation Cancun Community" page on Facebook. I did forget to mention that Joni did get an hour long massage on Sat. Highly recommended, this was not the "couples massage", just a traditional massage and she loved it. 1 Hr cost us $62 plus tip.
