This might be a long one. 3/24- woke up at 2:00 AM to drive down to the CBX border crossing from San Diego into Tijuana airport terminal. Easy experience to save about $600 in our case. Very little english is used by the terminal and the airlines. Arrived 4 hours later to Cancun with our direct flight. Got our bag and got to the USA Transfers attendant. About 5 minutes later we were on our way. Arrived to breathless by about 2:00 pm local time. They now greet you with “welcome home” instead off welcome to the party. This is directly related to that corporate restructuring that I’ve read about in reviews. We booked xhale club so the private check in was painless. Got a great, top floor room with a view of the ocean and a jacuzzi tub on the balcony. Went to the freestyle pool after walking the grounds and checking out the scene. About 4 women were topless. They have little signs that say no topless in the water. I don’t understand the reasoning behind this rule. Why would a woman want to have to put her top on and take it off throughout the day just to cool off in the pool while tanning? I’d love to find out the reasoning behind this. We watched security make a woman get out of the water to put her top back on. Closed the pool down about 6:00 pm and everyone migrated to the big hot tub for a few more rounds before getting ready for dinner. First nights dinner was at picante. Nothing spectacular but it’s hard to compare that Mexican food when we live in San Diego. After dinner we hit the club and it was fairly busy. Room by 2:00 so we can get up early for the boobs cruise. 3/25- up at 7:00 and head down to the xhale lounge for some coffees and pastries for the wife while she gets ready. Bartender makes the coffees and then proceeds to tell me I can’t take the plate out of the lounge and he doesn’t have to go trays. After a fairly brief back and forth he says it’s ok and I can take it. First “can’t” of many. 8:55 am and USA is there to take us to our boobs cruise. Booking a transfer for the boobs cruise was definitely the way to go. I can’t imagine trying to find transportation after drinking on the boat all day. Met a lot of great people on the cruise and it was definitely the highlight of our trip. I’m still wearing my orange wristband as I type this lol. We managed to rally and make it back out of the room for dinner. Went to the strip steakhouse and had a pretty good steak and the bearnaise was great. Went to the club and it was dead, but we managed to party until about 3am. 3/26- up at 8 and off to breakfast at kibbeh. After breakfast head to the pool. Met and partied with a bunch of new people. Experienced our second “cant” when a woman wanted to touch the wife’s boob. It wasn’t sexual, they were talking about augmentations and were comparing. Security came up and said “ladies, no touching”. They proceeded to hover around us the rest of the afternoon. We went to dinner at Spumante with 2 other couples. We all walked in with cocktails, ate dinner, and then I stepped out to smoke a vape for a minute. Can’t numero tres! See I guess you can’t leave with a cocktail but you can enter with one??? The can’ts were adding up and I was annoyed. Went to the club and had a decent time, but the party had been dampened by all the rules and put me in a mood. 3/27- breakfast at kibbeh and a pool day. Everyone was gathered at the middle pool and they had a band that did cover songs. Was a good time. Topless pool was absolutely dead. Managed to make it through the day without being told I can’t do something. Wife and I had a date dinner at silk city. Sake got the wife tuned up pretty good. The club after was fun and we had a great night. 3/28- up early and took a cab into puerto Morelos for some shopping and to get away from the resort. What a great little fishing town and the people were so friendly. Cabs from breathless to PM are $24 each way. Plenty of cabs to get back for the same price. Had a good ceviche at the pelican restaurant. Back to the pool at breathless for another day of partying. 3/29- sleep in and leaving day. Walked around, actually sat in a beach chair and relaxed before our flight. Got back to Tijuana at 10pm. Walked through the cbx and was in our car by 11. Final thoughts- would we go back? Probably not. The new rules really messed up one of my days of vacation. We had multiple discussions with many others about this. We all felt like we were constantly being watched. I pay a lot of money to go on vacation to party, let loose, and not worry about things. Constantly worrying about getting in trouble at the resort isn’t enjoyable. If we decide to go back, it will be to temptations.