Wow! What a trip! We had a group of 10 that made our first trip to TTR and we had a blast!! Let's start from the beginning....We are boarded onto our plane out of Louisville with 8 of our group, 2 of which have never flown before. I probably jinxed us by messing with the flight virgins that its normal for the crew to be fixing the plane right before take-off, knowing it as the fuel crew...Sure enough, we had a problem and had to de-plane. As we only had 45 minutes on the ground in Houston to catch our flight to Cancun, reality set in real quick that it wasn't going to happen. Really long story short, we all made it to Cancun about 3 hours later than we were supposed to, via two different airlines. The only thing that didn't make it was one couples luggage. Check in was smooth at about 4pm. I expected to be fighting my way through the sales team for the time share speech, but they were barely mentioned and easily bypassed. Our room (5633)had two double beds, the window to the crapper and a not so quiet ac unit, but it had a huge two head shower and a decent view over the marina and volleball court. The crapper with a view was workable as long as you kept the door swung open. Others had little issues with there rooms, but nothing worth making a fuss over. we weren't there much anyway! We all met at the sexy pool to have our first drinks and look for CnL who we were actually supposed to meet in Houston. It didn't take long before we spotted them and then the festivities officially began! It ws a little chilly because of an earlier storm, but that just made the nipples harder! The place is bigger and much prettier than I had expected. After some great food at the restaurat next to the sports pool (never could figure out what they called it) and loaning some clothes to broneil and his better half, we headed to the strip show. The participants were incredible and created arguments for the rest of the week as which of the two girls was the hottest. The blonde is the winner, by the smallest of margins, cause I say so! I wouldn't kick either of them out of bed for leaving crumbs, though! One of the male strippers was working the crowd and happened upon one of the girls in our group sitting on the outer ledge. When he threw up her dress and stuck his head in there, her eyes about popped out! I knew that she very seldom wears panties, which he was immediately finding out! He popped his head out as quickly as it went in and said "sowwy". We nearly pissed ourselves we laughed so hard! Our first day at the sexy pool was a blast! The boobies were coming out and the vibe was great! The music was a fun mix of high energy, the staff had our girls doing stretching in and out of the water and I headed to the volleyball court. The games were fun everyday and gave me a chance to meet the staff. Chino, T, Brenda, Chris (Alfie) and Nacho were all fantastic! We only had two days with Chino, as he headed to Miami for the weekend. In all that I had read about him, no one mentioned how many holes he has in him! Great guy! The missing luggage finally showed up and we ate at the seafood restaurant that night, which was fantastic. We were all dressed appropriately, but I doubt much would be said as long as you looked good. Hint for guys, if you walk closely behind a not-so-covered female, the staff won't even notice you! Thursday night, was the most anticipated night for us going in, and it didn't dissapoint! We all went back to the rooms to change into out PJ/lingerie outfits and wore them to the fashion show at PattyO's, which was fun! Not everyone did, but the ones who were participating, were definately having the most fun! On to the casino night in Nice Shoes. Chino MC'd it and had his table on the raised dance floor for topless females only. Before I knew it, One of our group was buck naked playing black jack! This was not what I would have expected from her, ever. I was so surprised by her that I didn't even notice that Chino had bought my wifes panties from her as well! Wild times for sure, but they just kept getting better! Broneils wife was a finalist in the lingerie/pole dance/strip contest and after that wrapped up we headed to PattyO's for bodyshots by my sugestion! I asked the bartenders if we could do it, and they just said not on the main bar, so we went to the ones with the lights in them. I don't know what I was pouring on the girls, but it didn't last long! You can make some new friends in a hurry when they are licking your wife's nipple!! One of our new friends, Marachino (our name for her) and her man, Brad, were having a great time when she announced to us that she had never done that before. Well, we just had to find out what else she hasn't done "yet"! "Skinny dipping", was her answer, so we set out to fix that problem! We talked to security to make sure it was cool for us to get in the pool that late and they said go ahead. Naked chicks can get you about anything you could possible want! We practiced some potential sexual moves that could be helped or not helped by the water, had groping chicken fights that almost turned into sword fights, and I think those on the balconies overlooking the pool had a good show! We were successful in popping Marachino's cherry in quite a few categories that night! Friday was a recovery morning that soon turned into more drinking and eventually led to the Wild Naked Tequilla Volleyball. I had been playing beach volleyball with T and she said I had to do it, even though I can't stand tequilla. I walked over to the sports pool, and saw T stripping down, so I thought, what the hell, game on! It would be physically impossible to consume more tequilla in a three game match if you tried! Our team went through five bottles in our losing effort and then had to lie down on the edge of the pool and have a cooler of ice water dumped on us for not being the winners. I, and the rest of my team were comletely shit-faced for the next few hours at least! Friday night had us at the famed Italian restaurant, which was well above our expectations, and then to shoot some pool waiting for the show to begin in Nice Shoes. The show wasn't heavily attended, but was pretty good. One of our group was selected and molested on stage by the entire cast! We were all wishing to be her, that's for sure! We stuck around and danced afterward and Nacho gave my wife some private salsa lessons (that little guy sure can dance)! Saturday was our last full day there and we had talked to Sergio and he set us up with a private Cat cruise for the morning. We wanted to snorkel, swim and cruise around, so he set us up. 12 of us on a 40 person cat for $45 each, you can't beat that! The water is absolutely incredible and we saw more varieties of fish than I can count, a couple of large rays and even spotted a 5' nurse shark resting on the bottom. Boy, we got some sun that day! The rest of the day was more fun and drinking with friends, new and old. The night concluded at Patty'Os with a band that was OK. To conclude, the resort was better than what we expected, especially for what we paid. I tipped sometimes, but didn't see a difference in service. I took a large mug, so that limited my trips to the bar. The weather was fantastic, near 90 everyday, the pool and ocean water was a perfect temp and only had two passing showers the whole time we were there. The mix of people was great! The age average was about 35 or so (much lower than the times I've been to Hedo). People watching is a hoot! T-shirts slogans still make me laugh! I would have no problem returning to this resort! It is a good middle ground between conservative and fully clothing optional resorts. Thanks to all who we met on this trip, becuase you all made it more fun in one way or another! [/code][/url]
great trip report, thanks for sharing, sounds like you had a great time, they let you in the pool that late , sounds like a party 6 more months until we return.
Great report. Glad y'all had fun. 30 days to my second visit, and I'm glad nothing seems to have changed
Great TR. Sounds like so much fun. Made me check the calendar to count the days......41 and can't wait.
