Been catching up on the forum after being away for a while and liked all the jokes so I thought I might add one: This old guy goes to the doctor for a check up. After his examination, the doctor tells him he needs some bodily fluids for further testing so he gives him a jar and ask him to return tomorrow with a sample of sperm. The next day the old guy is back with the jar empty. "What happened" asked the doctor. The old man replied "when I got home, I tried to do as you asked. First I tried with my right hand and got nowhere. Then I tried with my left hand but still no luck. I called my wife to come and help and she tried with her right hand and then her left hand, but still no joy. She called her sister to come and help and she also tried with her right hand and left hand. She even tried with her mouth and when that failed, she took her teeth out to get a better grip. But nothing we did could get the bloody lid off that jar". Homesick.
