A man and a woman, who have never met before, who are both married to > other > people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a > transcontinental train. > > Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were > both > very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the > lower. > > At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, > "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach > into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." > > "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend > that we're married." > > "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. > > "Good," she replied. "Get your own f****** blanket!" > > After a moment of silence, he farted. :lol: :lol:
