(edit)I just read this over and it will make no sence to those not there for some of it. Oh well I don't have enough brain cells left to remember exactly how each day went. I'll just go with stream of conciousness. Plane late-FU, USA Transfers-good, Skoosh-good, Hi friendsartyhorn: SSSSLLLLEEEPPPPPPP. What did I used to drink here last time? Bet you won't kiss her:sofa: little bikini. Weather sucks, its better, it sucks again. Never thought "whats your screen name" would be an effective pick up line. Look at her. Need peso's. Chinos here! Little bikini. Iron man here I come. They worry about insurance in mexico too!:aktion034: Too self- your wife is hotter in person:liebe011: little bikini. F'in DRUNK! Where's the tylenol? Need to reserve chairs. The hug, the bat, the flag. Lingere night's a good time, the sock. Jesus baby, your almost a rapist:cheerleaders:. Little Bikini. Oh look, a palm tree! Get the rope and the swing, I'll get this done in 12 minutes. Success! Lets go make a porno. Give up the tylenol and nobody gets hurt. Those poor people on the "tour". Little bikini. I hope nobody can see through my glasses to where my eyes are focused. Huh? Moms can be pretty hot. The fake boob discussion is never boring. LETS MAKE THE GIRLS ARM WRESTLE! :angel1: The winner snuck in to TTR, see you tonight. Jesus thats a little dress, I can almost see your... Nope, there it is, I CAN see it I feel fat. 60%. Who cares about hockey, little bikinis. I think I am dead, stripper pole + pool + little bikini's = heaven. You just did what? Next time invite me. Hold this camera, I wanna try something. Little bikini. No my name is not the "sex swing guy" it ain't the bikini guy either but thats better:xyxthumbs: My muscles hurt from sex... Thats new. Nacho libre mask around the hotel= 100% effective hotel wide birth control. Bee sting.
it seems...that the tylenol was an effective remedy for the headaches but you had little bikini sex....to often that the muscles hurt...wow now that a trip report i can relate to...wanna trade videos...lol Glad you had a good time expect our trip report when we get back.....
Soooooooooooo Funny, I think you are still drunk and it's super. I think my next TR will be like yours. Thanks, Don
i think we were there for some of that but i really cant remember much.:beer4: well maybe the little bikini.:icon_biggrin:
Sad (or happy?) to say we understood 100% of the report. See you next year but we likely will still be petrified of the swing and with all the great things that happened this past week you left out my favorite part which has us breaking out in spontaneous uncontrollable laughter 2 days later... six height challenged mexicans looking way up the palm tree, scratching their heads and trying to figure out how to get down the rope while a new, confused couple looked on from their balcony is just priceless!
It was pretty funny hearing of what happened with the rope. I would have really liked to know what they were thinking.
