Not so fast, my friend. If your name is Mike, please don't wear a thong. Mrs. Mike is encouraged to wear one, however. :icon_wink:
Now now, thats a little sexual bias is it not, are you saying that I cant bring my thongs this year? I have worked on my ass for months and months to prepare it for your viewing pleasure......Approval and admiration of course. and Its not zebra writing this!! *thong for me, no im not serious, but I will wear the square cuts again.
If I wore tight square cuts, Jamie would make sure that pic was promilently displayed their annually printed family calendar. I currently star in that calendar sporting Jamie's purple bikini top during the Boobs Cruise. When the calendar was handed out at Christmas, her grandma asked..."if Scott is wearing your bikini top...what did you have on"? Awkward.
Not the "no guys in thongs " thing again !!!!! He has as many budgie smugglers as she has G-strings so you may need darker sunglasses or get used to the idea of guys in thongs . And yes he has the butt for it . If theres a best butt contest he will win hands down