Things you had to explain when you got home from Temptation

This started as a joke in the Swingers, Swayers & Monogamators thread, but something tells me there are some good stories here...

Anyone want to share stories of things they had to explain to their friends, family, co-workers, kids when they got back???

 

great thread

things i had to explain?

who the $%^& is this guy and what is he doing?

 

question is Rob why are you smiling so much? ha ha noticed he is also behind you....lol

 

oh man there is a bunch of things i could post here, one of the first that comes to mind is when I won the drinking contest at senor frogs, was HHHAAAmmered...my girlfriend for some reason lol...was pissed at me.... I hailed a cab for us, she kept walking, i made the dumb decision that as hammered as i was I could chase her, ran two steps, tripped over my own two feet, fell face first in the middle of the road, apparently your arms dont work when your hammered, so after literally licking the pavement , I wake up the next the morning with the pillow stuck to my face, and realized the entire left hand side of my face was one giant scab frm chin to forehead, nose to ears....that was a tough one to explain when i got home a few days later...

 

It's tough to explain how you won T shirts that say Ms Slut & Mr Slut.:aetsch004:

 

Should explain why you have such a big smile on the face lol. Must be some sweet nothing he is whispering to you Rob.

 

Well gonna scan some old pics into the computer but hey I have to do that after the kiddies have gone to bed. For starters I have to explain how I got a concussion when a naked guy was chasing me. For some reason he thought I hid his clothes cause earlier that day l ran all the mens bottoms down to the quiet pool. Turn out his wife was pissed at him for doing naked back flips for over an hour she took them and hid them on him. Well I think he may have been trying to ride my back too. Lol it was all very funny but, screwed up me for well over a month.

 

have done similar things many times!

 

I can't really explain how this happened. If it happened in jail it would make sense but not at TTR.

Mike

 

Why I am breastfeeding the waiter at Carlos and Charlies.