Disclaimer: The following is an attempt at humor, sarcasm and is potentially inappropriate. 1) If you believed what one particular tv channel that played at TTR was reality, then you would believe all women enjoy sex in an uncomfortable place, and I don't mean in the back of a Volkswagen. 2) If you are a guy and go to lingerie night wearing boxers with no button in the front, you may find yourself pointing at people in a way you may not be used to. 3) My appreciation for the numerous types of bras and panties only gets better on each visit. 4) See above but substitute the word boobs as appropriate. 5) Best way to make friends with our Canadian brothers and sisters is to know your hockey and talk about a double double at timmies. Getting them a drink doesn't hurt either. Go Leafs! 6) As soon as people complain about the drinks being watered down I think you just tell them to bring you another one and you will do live taste tests for them. 7) No matter what the weather is someone will be cold at the same time someone else is hot. I like the hot women mostly. 8) I like Dos Equis, Corona, Becks, Amstel Light and a few other beers. At TTR it works out great they have all of them and they come out of the same tap. 9) When people complain about the quality of the beach I like to counter with complaining that the women are too revealing in what they wear. 10) After a night of drinking with friends the distance to your room at 4:00 am doubles. This may be some type of change in the laws of physics. The third floor also changes to have 1242 steps to get to it. 11) If it weren't for gravity, drinking heavily would improve one's ability to pole dance. Remind me never to try that again. 12) Alcohol infused whip cream is German for "you may regret this tomorrow". 13) If there is at least one universal constant it would be that people in every country that work in customs and immigration do not have a sense of humor. 14) One alternate way to stop from being pestered at the airport is offer to hug anyone that talks to you. This doesn't work so well for women by the way.
Lol I learned that when you throw up in the shower, it doesn't necessarily go down the drain and that sleeping in the shower is no fun, wake up so cold.
Bravo One alternate way to stop from being pestered at the airport is offer to hug anyone that talks to you Going to try that one next trip!
I learned that after leaving the house at 3 am, waiting at the airport for 2 hours, on the plane for 4, customs for 1, 25 min ride to TTR, there's no reason to eat solid food, just have some drinks.
Number (5) :xyxthumbs: ... go Edmonton Oilers (2 wins 1 loss - would possibly be more if they just played the bloody game - argh) ... drinking a DD right now - LOL!! Cheers, :daveandmo: Chantelle & Vic
I learned everything I know about driving from my trips in Mexico. Comes in handy in winter when three lanes become 2 lanes. BEEP BEEP
