Theme Song For Your Sex Machine

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  1. Deleted member 13603

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    All right - let's have a little fun with this one...

    Ginny and I were at a dinner party recently and someone throws out the following...

    "If your weiner or vah jay jay had a theme song....what would it be"? (this is somewhat edited to be less offensive that the original quote)

    Man - some of the responses had us coughing up beer and wine through our noses - it was hilarious. Nothing like some laughs to get everyone involved. Even more fun if people can shed some modesty, let their hair down, and unleash their inner beast...some of these answers were big surprises when you considered who was dishing them out.

    So let's throw it out to the forum - bet there are some great theme songs in this nutty group.

    We'll start - Hell - if we get a lot of responses...we'll make a compilation party disk of the songs and title it Genital Rock...A Tribute To Your Junk!

    Here's my Oscar Meyer's theme song... Whoomp There It Is...

    [ame=]YouTube - Whoomp There It Is - Tag Team


    Gin's coochie apparently rocks out to Lick It Up from Kiss....nice....

    [ame=]YouTube - Kiss - Lick It Up

    Allright...over to you guys...

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  2. lolnrich

    lolnrich Regular Registered Member

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    kings of Leon - your sex is on fire lol
     
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    The Dr. Says "Pussy control" from Prince

     
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    diamondheaded I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    t says her song is "you and dat booty" by e-40
     
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    dun-da-dun-da-dun-da-dun-BONANZA!
     
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    Canadian Dos Equis fan Cancuncare's Most Interesting Man Registered Member

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    Mine is the theme from 2001.
     
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    Here is mine...JUDAS PRIEST TURBO LOVER...this song rocks!

    Ron

    &playnext=1&list=PL2382F618D7CB1C56&index=3
     
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    [ame=]YouTube - HQ - Wet Wet Wet - Sweet Little Mystery - TOTP 1987

    Wet Wet Wet - Sweet Little Mystery

    he he he

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    For him - Big Man With a Gun by Nine Inch Nails

    For her - Cherry Pie by Warrant

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  10. jmg944t

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    Her song:

    [ame=""]YouTube - Billy Idol - Cradle Of Love

    His song:

    [ame=""]YouTube - Dick Almighty - 2 Live Crew (English and Brazilian_PT Subs)

    Alternate song for her:
    This actually played at out wedding. When we were going over songs we wanted to hear with the DJ he said it wasn't appropriate and wouldn't play it. We told him if the reception seemed like it could handle it to go for it. We expected to hear it late night but it showed up before 9pm. I guess an open bar staffed with people I have known for years will do that. ;) OBTW Grandmothers were on the dance floor :O

     
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