Yes, the ladies have posted two of their own "shortest" fairy tales on CC...but up 'til now there have been none for the guys. So, here we go! (MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN...) Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "no!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and played golf, traveled, shot craps, he went to football a lot and drank beer, watched porn whenever he liked, had shitloads of money, left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted, played computer games until the early hours and played his music as loud as he liked whenever he liked. The End another version that works out for the guy... Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said, "No", and OUR MAN lived happily ever after and went drinking, dancing, screwed women, hired a maid/cook (who he screwed too) always had a clean house, never had to cook, developed a comfortable beer belly to pat, and farted whenever he wanted and picked his nose and wiped the boogers on the sofa.
