On a tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW to a petrol station. The attendent, unaware of who he is says "Top of the mornin to yer" Tiger nods a "hello." As he bends forward to pick up the nozzle, 2 tees fall out of his pocket. "What are dose?" asks the attendent. "They are tees" replies Tiger "What on Gods Eart' are day fer?" inquires the Irishman "They are for resting my balls whn driving" says Tiger "Be Jaysus" says that Irishman "BMW tinks of everyting!"
