60° F: Arizonians shiver uncontrollably; people in Chicago are still sunbathing. 50° F: Californians try to turn on the heat; people in Chicago plant gardens. 40° F: Italian sports cars won't start; people in Chicago drive with the windows down. 32° F: Distilled water freezes; Lake Michigan water gets thicker. 20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats; people in Chicago throw on a light jacke t. 15° F: People in Chicago have the last cookout before it gets cold. 0° F: All the people in Phoenix die. Chicagoans close the windows. 10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in Chicago are selling cookies door to door. 25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates; people in Chicago get out their winte r coats. 40° below zero: Washington, DC runs out of hot air; people in Chicago let the dogs sleep indoors. 100° below ze ro: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Chicagoans get frustrated because they can't start 'DA car.' 460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale); people in Chicago start saying, 'cold 'nuff for ya?' 500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Cubs win the World Series. Michelle
yeah....I know. I had the same reaction when I first read it, but I was too lazy to do anything other than a cut N paste! Michelle
