Our Mayan Alcohol God, who lives in Cancun, We drunkenly slur your name. The Boobs Cruise come, We will be drunk, With Chinos on the boat, Give us this day, our wet pussy shots Forgive us for giving balcony shows as we forgive those God Damn timeshare people. Lead us not into Temptation, Fuck that.. Lead us straight to Temptation For thine is the sunshine, And the Liquor, and the fun. Now and for ever. Amen.. Let's have a drink!!
Yep.. Pretty sure going to hell now.. But at least I'll have a few friends there!! Let the party commence!!!
We booked a trip in July to visit GOV instead of TTR this year. I had serious doubts about whether we made the right choice or not so I did what all good people from Utah do: I prayed. Despite me being a faithful practicing Dudeist, I prayed to the Mayan Alcohol God to give me a sign. The next day, the stories of GOV closing happened. It doesn't take a man of the cloth to understand that there was a Higher Power at work. This shit's real. I will partake of the sacrament to honor the Mayan Alcohol God.
I assume you'll be attending services at the Sexy Pool then?? It takes place daily. Enjoy the sacrament of your choice, mine is a Bloody Mary. There will be no preaching. Acceptable attire is topless bathing wear. You must participate in all ritualistic pool games and enjoy the cocktails and sunshine!!! Everyone is welcome and accepted as you are.
