The Fight over the bathroom

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  1. AJ0527

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    Then change when you get married, or you live in with someone. My husband and I are always fighting over the bathroom. We have a nice little house on the otter skirts of I-495, far away, where no one can bother us and away from the traffic. As I said, we are always fighting over the bathroom. Now keep in mind we have more then just one bathroom in our house. However, we always have the tendency to use the master bathroom at the same time in the morning.

    So on any given day a conversation may start out like this,

    "Nick get the heck out of the bathroom, I need to take a crap!"

    The master bathroom comes with two sinks, a toilet, a stand-up shower, and tub, yet we are always reaching for the same destinations.

    "Ash, I got to get to work, lets moves"

    "Keep your freaking panties on, Captain America. I am in here taking a number two."

    Ahhh, the joys of family :roll:
     
  2. LemonHead

    LemonHead Enthusiast Registered Member

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    Give it time!

    After a few years you'll both be able to drop a deuce in front of each other without a second thought.

    Having been there for 2 kids born vaginally and one c-section, my wife knows that one of her turds plunking in the toilet is not a big deal for me.

    Likewise, her seeing me at my worst moments makes the stink of my doody seem like roses.

    Then again, you just might be a little more sensative then we are and will never be able to get past it. I'd bet on the former. Just give it time and put it into perspective.
     
  3. Bridget

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    OMG...I think my husband would divorce me if I said that to him...seriously.

    We do NOT discuss anything that concerns BM's to each other in our household and NEVER will. Roger would rather cut his arms off than to stand in the bathroom while I went.

    As ridiculous as it sounds...we don't burp (you know the loud obnoxious ones) in front of each other.

    I know we are wierd :shock:
     
  4. AJ0527

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    newly weds?
     
  5. Bridget

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    No, we have been together for almost 10 years and married for 6.

    Our friends tell us how ridiculous we are all the time.

    I mean seriously...he would die. When we are out and a girl lets out a huge burp, he is like floored.

    We def. are not prudes at ALL...but when it comes to that stuff it is totally a different story
     
  6. EngineerGuy

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    damn I really dont want to hear a woman talking about taking a duece!
     
  7. AJ0527

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    yea well next time you wanna hit it from the back, just remember my story. :wink:
     
  8. Bridget

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    LOL!!!!! Hahahahaha!
     
  9. EngineerGuy

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    that just ruined my day........... :chuck:
     
  10. AJ0527

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    Thats the whole point

    Guy: Come on sweetie, let me hit it from the back

    Girl: Hold on, let me take a number two real quick.

    gets them everytime
     
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