A Mafia boss from Hamilton, hired a deaf book-keeper who could not read lips. One day, the Mafia boss discovered that someone had embezzled $10,000,000.00 from him. In a rage, he gathered his lawyer who knew sign language and headed to the deaf book-keeper's office. The Mafia boss stormed in and said "Where's my money you fuckin' thief!" The lawyer signed it for him. The deaf accountant signed back "I don't know what you're talking about!" and the lawyer translated. The Mafia boss flew into a rage, pulled out a 40 calibre Glock and held it to the accountant's head. He screamed "Tell me where my fuckin' money is or I'll blow your fuckin' brains out!" The lawyer signed the Mafia boss's message to the accountant and added "...you'd better tell him, he means it." The deaf accountant signs "Okay, the money is in a brown suitcase, buried under a tree in the backyard, at my cousin Gino's place, on the Mountain." The lawyer translated to the Mafia boss "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger." thanx, janie :lol:
