Hey, all you you party poets! See if you can come up with any limericks worse than these! ~~~ At the pool bar, a shy girl named Sheila Revealed she's a hell of a squealah "But only when drinking!" She said without thinking So I ordered more shots of tequila. ~~~ An awesome Alaskan named Autumn Strolled by in a suit with no bottom. "On a body-shot morning," She said with a warning, "You might forget where you forgot 'em." ~~~ "I claimed I had work in the city," Said the pretty young thing seeking pity, "So I need some excuses For the tan and the bruises And the NICE SHOES tattoo on my titty!" ~~~ I asked my new friend from Regina Why she walked like on eggshells or china. "Last night," was her answer, "I became a pole dancer, And I think that I sprained my vagina!" ~~~
I hooked up with a VIP member For Temptation a week last September. All the couples we met Will be hard to forget! (Well, I think so. It's hard to remember.)
These are fantastic! If you were in my English class right now, you'd get an A for imagery...and a detention for being naughty!:daisy:
there was a ditty long ago that began: "there once was a man from nantucket whose dick was so long he could suck it..." So there is the first two lines for you or someone to add to (TTR version of course).....
There once was a girl from Liverpool, She wandered one trip to Cancun, She loved it so much, She couldn't give it up, and evermore went back to Cancun!
There was a group that went to Cancun The calendar always read June They sold out the cruise and drank all the booze Then did body shots all afternoon
This tale of adventure that may seem hard to believe Is about a Boobs Cruise skipper they call Captain Steve He fuels up a boat and gathers his crew Then next comes the guest boarding alone or as two The right spot above deck is what each person seeks With hopes that today they might enjoy a glance or some peeks Many sexy strangers abound some here and some there While the gals wonder aloud... just how much should I bare? The boat gets underway and folks visit and grin For most know that soon debauchery will begin The boats off & away and so are some tops Beers and booze for the most while others soda pops The mayhem has started a great day lies ahead While back at the hotel some still linger in bed The sun is so hot but the boats breeze does refresh Hey look at that hottie in a pink bit of mesh Much booze will be had and for some too much sun And it ends back at the dock when Steve's announces "ok we're done" Returning to shore with smiles as wide as the sky All tip their crew & Captain and offer a wave of goodbye They'll say go on the Boobs Cruise and that it's a must To see booze infused whipping cream licked & kissed on a bust So go if you can and meet the crew & Captain Steve They will lead you on an adventure that few friends will believe As night arrives the Captain and crew clean up from the cruise To restock the bar with a new bunch of booze With a final wave from the boat near the edge of the stern Captain Steve thinks fondly of the next trip when good friends will return
My question is, Who hasn't heard all the nantucket ones? "He said with a grin as he...." AND,, as per Steve we should keep CCC cleaner then we found it.
A couple called GoGo and Blanco, Went for 2 weeks to Mexic-O, They drank and they danced, To Channel 12 they romanced, And some say, went a little bit loco! :daisy:
