> TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. > MARIA: Here it is. > TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? > CLASS: Maria. > __________________________________________ > > TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on >the floor? > JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. > __________________________________________ > TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" > GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" > TEACHER: No, that's wrong > GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I >spell it. > _______________________________________________ > TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? > DONALD: H I J K L M N O. > TEACHER: What are you talking about? > DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. > __________________________________ > TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today >that we didn't have ten years ago. > WINNIE: Me! > __________________________________________ > TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? > GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you >are. > _______________________________________ > TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." > MILLIE: I is... > TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." > MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the >alphabet." > _________________________________ > TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's > > cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know >why his father didn't punish him? > LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand. > ______________________________________ > TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers >before eating? > SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. > ______________________________ > TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly >the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? > CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog. > ___________________________________ > > TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on >talking when people are no longer interested? > HAROLD: A teacher. >
