Something to brighten your day

Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun' started by WellOyledMachine, Jul 27, 2012.

  1. WellOyledMachine

    WellOyledMachine Regular Registered Member

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    A woman walks into a bar with a parrot on her shoulder....

    She says "i will F**k and i will S**k evry man in this bar! if someone can tell me how much this parrot weighs"

    A guy staggers up and says "500 Lbs lady"

    She says "Close enough mister"

    :headbanger:
     
    WellOyledMachine, Jul 27, 2012
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  2. Stacia_and_John

    Stacia_and_John T&A Tour Guide Registered Member

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    *snort*

    Didn't think that be the punch line, I had to read it three times, Ha. I'm an idiot.
     
    Stacia_and_John, Jul 27, 2012
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