Got this in an e-mail today: Sir ! Yes ! Sir ! Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir." The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Ted Kennedy, and I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton." The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Excellent trade, sir."
