Room DEMANDS for Canadian Dos Equis Fan - date TBA

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  1. Canadian Dos Equis fan

    Canadian Dos Equis fan Cancuncare's Most Interesting Man Registered Member

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    So I've not been able to, or posting as much as I used to but upon seeing the demands by LL Cool J I've decided that it's a good idea for me to issue my own for an upcoming, yet to be scheduled trip to Temptation. So without further adieu:

    - a room with functional plumbing, a bed, electricity, lighting some beer in the fridge and a working tv
    - that there are a variety of food and beverages available
    - fun people to hang around with
    - a pony
    - a marching band to welcome me
    - three of Cancun's most desirable escorts to wait on my every whim for the duration of my stay
    - a burro with a midget wrangler wearing a sombrero
    - a matador outfit for me to wear
    - a rickshaw to convey me around the resort
    - a five gallon pail of coleslaw
    - exactly 7 yellow M&M's
    - a lobster, not the dinner but a real live lobster on a leash
    - strict adherence to only the first three items listed
    - strict adherence to all BUT the first three items listed
    - why didn't you stop reading two points ago?
    - an actual throne made of Gold at the Sexy Pool

    In order to make sure that my requirements are met I have sent notification through:

    - this website
    - email
    - snail mail
    - Facebook
    - twitter
    - instagram
    - Ashley Madison
    - Fox News
    - the Pony Express
    - smoke signals
    - the bat sign
    - CNN
    - telepathy
    - the Children's Miracle Network
    - The Goodyear Blimp
    - Yodelling

    I trust that this is sufficient.
     
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  2. Steve

    Steve Administrator Owner

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    Not often I audibly laugh at stuff on the Internet, but you definitely got me this time.

    Welcome back Keith!
     
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  3. Canadian Dos Equis fan

    Canadian Dos Equis fan Cancuncare's Most Interesting Man Registered Member

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    Thanks Steve! It was a long day so this felt like a good way to unwind!
     
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  4. BostonMel

    BostonMel I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Phuckin love you Keith!!! <3
     
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  5. Jen&Kyle

    Jen&Kyle I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    You got me at 'Pony'. Lol
    Everyone deserves a Pony while on vacation.
     
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  6. marshe

    marshe The Original Hottie and Hellraiser Registered Member

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    CCC's Most Intersting Man has returned!!
    It is great to have you back posting Keith!
    This forum needs more of CDEF and your wit and humor
     
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  7. Donna & Tim

    Donna & Tim I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    You forgot notification by carrier pigeon.

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    It's TTR we're talking about . . . . Everyone deserves a Unicorn. And as autocorrect suggested, everyone deserves a unicycle as well.
     
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    Jen&Kyle I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    And notification thru interpretive dance. I would pay to see Keith do that.
     
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  10. Canadian Dos Equis fan

    Canadian Dos Equis fan Cancuncare's Most Interesting Man Registered Member

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    Haha love you guys
     
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