Retirement Income Plan

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  1. Michael F.

    Michael F. Moderator/1st CC Member Registered Member

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    As it says in the Constitution, "We hold these truths to be self -evident"


    Retirement Income Plan


    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

    With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

    With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

    If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have $49.00 left.

    However, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

    It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
     
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