Rent vs. Purchase

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  1. Michael F.

    Michael F. Moderator/1st CC Member Registered Member

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    Rent vs Purchase

    The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

    After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
    Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship

    (which would NOT have happened!)

    it ended up costing him $26,849 per night.

    This is Heather Mills

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    On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen,

    an absolute stunner with a body like no other,

    charges $4,000 an hour.

    For anything!

    This is Kristen......!!

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    Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years,

    he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex

    every night for 5 years

    (a saving of $41.7 million).



    Value-added benefits:

    a 22 year old hot babe,

    no begging, no coaxing,

    never a headache, plays all requests,

    ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!),

    no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists.

    Best of all, she leaves when you're done,

    and comes back when you ask her.

    All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

    Sometimes renting makes far more sense.
     
  2. EngineerGuy

    EngineerGuy I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    She is a hottie............ however you never know what she has :lol:
     
  3. Franco27

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    makes perfect sense ..nice one :lol:
     
  4. Ian

    Ian Guest

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    Does Kristen charge by the 1/4 hour as I'd be pissed off at wasting $3000 :lol: :lol: :lol:


    Ian :lol:
     
  5. Franco27

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    isn't 15 minutes a bit too long for you Ian :lol:
     
  6. Ian

    Ian Guest

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    Not realy, just ask your lass :wink: :wink:


    Ian :lol: :lol:
     
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