Wow, what an absolutly amazing trip! If there was a way to have any more fun I couldn't possibly imagine it. Coming in was great. I came into cancun on Thanksgiving, got a couple of bottles at the airport (and promptly broke one 5 minutes later) got my USAtransfer and headed of to temptations with no problems whatsoever. Check-in was a breeze, I told them I didn't need a tour and to just put me above Patty'O's. They gave me a great room with a balcony overlooking the bar (which I never got to use since I was usually on of the last ones to crash) Threw my bag on the bed and got ready to start my vacation: 1st stop was finding my brother from another mother Guy which was no problem, he had met a couple of girls from Montreal the day before and they were a wonderful addition to our group (they even got Guy and Lorenzo to dance) Did dinner at the buffet which was good and they even had turkey. Afterwards we went to the bar to get some liquid courage into us before heading off to lingerie night. I ended up going in just a red sock and as soon as I walked in Chino's recognized me as "Tarzan, you crazy fu#$ker!" Afterwards we all ended up going to Patty'Os where security told me to put some pants on a couple of hours later. This is the only night I have a lot of clarity about so the rest of this is not going to be in order or have any type of timeline. THE RESORT: I've spent 3 months backpacking through Europe sleeping in hostels, train stations and airports so I know my idea of plush accomidations and other may vary a bit but I am always astonished at how nice the resort is. The rooms are nicely displayed, The layouts of the resturaunts are top notch and everything is constantly being kept clean and pristine. THE FOOD: I only left the resort twice in 15 days so with the exception of 1 I ate every meal here. Sue had set up alot of dinners at the specialty resturaunts which I got to take advantage of a couple of times. The itlalian and texmex are still good and I finally got to try the seafood but my absolute favorite this year around was the asian. I couldn't even eat that much and I was ordering second portions. For the most part I stuck to the buffet and margaritas. After two weeks I was still leaving the restuarants full and satisfied every night. I stuck to the things I knew I liked for the most part but did expand my horizons on a couple of occassions and was rarely disappointed. THE STAFF: Big shout out to Jose the sexy pool bartender who was the consumate professional, I swear without embelishment that man made us over 300 shots during our trip never once complaining and always with a smile on his face. All of the Patty'O bar staff did equally well, no matter how busy it was I never had to wait more than a minute or two for drinks and I was usually ordering them 4 to 8 at a time. All of the waitstaff in the resturaunts I never had an issue with, they always had the drinks promptly even when they were being overrun. Chinos as always is still the man and knows how to get a crowd going. Last but not least the hardest working (at least if you have my room) were the maidstaff. No matter what time I woke up (which kept getting later and later) I always came back to a clean room and a spotless bathroom. CANCUNCARE GROUP AND ADOPTEES: You guys are the reason I keep coming back year after year. Once all the other people showed up (sorry, not listing 40+ name for space saving) we started having bigger meals together and the sexy pool started to pick up everyday. For two weeks the left corner of the bar was pretty much owned by us. Travis brought his beer pong table which we then converted to shot pong which I have to admit after a cinderella year last year Travis and I did finally lose this year at our own game. Our two main shots for the trip were Wet Pussies and Mexican Blowjobs and it seems that just as soon as we took one there was already another one lined up for us. Alot of us ended up doing alot of the daytime activities like cocktails mixing and the couples games and I got to retain my Mr. Temptation crown for another year. (I even had our Canadian friends rooting for me and you know they rarely go against their own) Goldschlonger unfortunatly is no longer with us as a sad consiquence of getting waterlogger during the competition and then getting it's head bit off like a bat at an Ozzy Ozbourne concert. We all had alot of fun at the sexy pool but this year was abnormally cold and windy so most of out fun was derived out of the theme nights, shows and Patty'Os. We all had alot of fun with the theme nights that we had like the mesh/fetish, school/glow and of course the lingerie nights. Wasn't all that impressed with white night because there was no specialized theme other than wear white behind it and I don't really care for martinis. Like previous years they did really well with the shows, the strip shows and the acrobatic shows were all really well done especially for the size of nice shoes. Patty'Os was definitly the hot spot for the trip. Most of us would drink and joke the night well untill the night (thank god for late night burgers) The best thing about this group is that we always make lemonade out of lemons, if it was too cold or rainy at the resort or booze cruise, bring out the drinks and jokes. No matter what the setting was we always looked out for each other and managed to have a great time. THE END: Honestly I don't know how much more I could say, I know I was vauge on alot of things but the people that were there know all of the blanks. (I've been to Dallas, sheesh!) I can not think of a better place or people that I would rather spend my time with and I plan to keep on coming year after year!. "And Pull!"
awesome TR ,,,, I'll just say ditto,,woo hooo,,, another round for my friends and I... :lotsofmichaelfs:
Ok, well im in practice for aprils trip, so i cant close one eye to read all that yet, but i will tomorrow, glad your back and had a blast... I look forward to reading that tomorrow buddy
I'm going to keep an eye on prices for your guys crew, if it's even a tenth of what we pulled off I'm sure it would be epic!
Jesse, Your trip report said it all!! This was our fourth time back and this was the BEST TRIP YET!!! Our group dominated the resort! :huepfen021: Thanks for the orange bands, perfect idea!! Cant wait till next time!!
Great TR and awesome time. I agree with Darc, the orange bands were great. I can't tell you how many times I pointed at a band and said who are you and it went forward from there. Thanks for saving the last few for us! Next year we will get in 2 Saturday's and go from the 3rd to the 11th. Marlene's Bday will be on Friday.
Great TR.... Its been 10 + years since I've been there and I can't wait to go back on Jan 18th. I'm really looking forward too this trip and at it sounds like the resort just keeps getting better and better. Sad that I'm only going to be there for 5 nights this time. But 5 nights is better than none! Thanks again for the report and getting the mind racing from the memories of my 1st trip to TTR (BlueBay at the time). 33 more days, and yes I am counting!!!
Jesse, We had so much fun again this trip and it was great to see you again. It is people like you that make TTR such a special place and I think all of our friends will agree with me dude you rock!!!!! Hope you have a happy holiday and see you next year. Maybe the weather will be a little better. I know its a little iffy on the weather that time of year but we made the best of it.
