I am shocked, yes, utterly shocked that I cannot find this little witticism on CC. I know I've seen it before. thanx for sending it my way, janie!!!! Prison vs Work Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. @ PRISON you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell @ WORK you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle @ PRISON you get three meals a day fully paid for @ WORK you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it @ PRISON you get time off for good behavior @ WORK you get more work for good behavior @ PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ WORK you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for Yourself and God forbid you lose the card. @ PRISON you can watch TV and play games @ WORK you could get fired for watching TV and playing games @ PRISON you get your own toilet @ WORK you have to share t he toilet with some people who pee on the Seat @ PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit @ WORK you aren't even supposed to speak to your family @ PRISON all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required @ WORK you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct Taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners @ PRISON you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out @ WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside Bars @ PRISON you must deal with sadistic wardens @ WORK they are called managers THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!! Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails.
