Priceless > > > > > While I was driving down the A41 today, (going a little faster than I > should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the > other side with a radar gun laying in wait. > > The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic > patronizing smirk, asked: "Runway too short?" > > To which I replied, "I'm late for work." > > To which he asked, "What do you do?" > > "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. > > The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? > And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" > > "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way > up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, > work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but > surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet." > > Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do > you do with a six-foot arsehole?" > > To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him > behind a bridge..." > > Speeding ticket: £105.00 > > Penalty Points : 3 > > Court costs: £45 > > Look on copper's face: Priceless > > > Ian :lol: :lol: :lol:
