What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesawus. What do you call his dog? Doyouthinkhesawusrex.
*groan* :lol: you don't disappoint, Val Q: What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks! Q: What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A: A Bronco-saurus! Q: What was T. rex's favorite number? A: Eight! (ate) Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? A: Because they can't afford new ones! Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks? A: DINOMITE!
Prehistoric jokes... Here is a true one, When the Toronto Raptors in 1995 were in the process of naming their team they had a contest. It was around the same time as Jurassic Park came out and hence the name "Raptors" as it was a very popular movie at the time. One of the names that was a finalist in the contest was "Saurus Rex" The reason being was that a lot of local people have shortened the name of "Tor-on-to" to "Trawna" as in "where do you live?" answer "Trawna" so the thought was that the new team would be named "Trawna Saurus Rex"
why did the turtle cross the road...........?? To get to the SHELL station............ muhahaha yes dumb, but a funny dumb!
Second comment, but this is a true story that turned into dry humour. In 1993 just outside of Oakville (1/2 hour south of Toronto) there is a park on the lakeshore that goes by the name of "Shell Park", after an undercover police operation men were arrested for engaging in sexual conduct within the washrooms of the park (with each other). Again this was around the time of Jurassic park. This region of Oakville before political amalgamation in the 1960's was known as Bronte. So the joke became what do you get when you cross Jurassic park with Shell park? A Brontosaurus...(Bronte-sore-ass)
